Let's be honest MHA is not realistic... an entire class of hormonal kids, just living together, in peace? Yeah no where's the drama, the flavor, the ~spice~? The answer is here in this crack fic.
Y/N will go by They/Them pronouns and will stay gen...
Y/n had been through one hell of a day and was ✨exhausted✨ but it was only 6 and dinner was ready. Making their way down (town) to the dinning hall y/n stopped by Denkis room wanting to hang out with someone equally chaotic. "Ayo! FBI open up!" Y/n kicked the bottom of the door. After a good .2 seconds of waiting they tried to open the door only to find it locked. 'Fucker' "I can here you shuffling around you cockroach!" Y/n yelled through the door. Y/n was getting ready to punch the door when it ✨opened.✨ "H-hey y/n." Denki peaked out, wearing baggy sweatpants, and backwards shirt. 'Hmm chaotic.' Y/n thought. 'Wait!' Y/ns eyes looked Denki over one more time, 'sweaty... panicked... hiding... this motherfucker!' Y/n kicked the door completely open, making Denki Yelp and grab the closest thing which happened to be a jacket and placing it over his crotch. 'Subtle' y/n looked this fool up and down with disappointment.
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Y/n turned and walked away. Leaving Denki to wither in embarrassment. "AAAAAAAA! Also how tf did y/n say a meme out loud?" "Don't question it." "GOD?!" "No you illiterate mosquito I'm the author, fucking dumbass." "Uh, who?" "Imagine God but snazzier." "So like you control everything but you're also fun." "Yessir!" "..." "THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE THAT HAPPEN?" "I lack a moral code 😌💅🏻✨" "How did you say that out loud?" "✨Don't question it✨" "🧍🏼" "OH MY GOD I CAN DO IT TOO!" ~ 'That horny dumbass!' Y/n thought as they walked. "Y/n you're no better." A voice from the heavens aka my car cuz I'm driving home from a road trip said. 'God? Have you finally come to take my soul away from this hell?' "Lmao no bitch ima let you ✨suffer✨" 'Fuck you.' "That can be arranged." '👁👄👁' "👁👅👁" "Aight ima head out- 🏃🏻♀️💨" 'Da fu- I'm too hungry to question reality rn." ~ Y/n entered the dinning hall. "SUP FUCKERS!" Y/n yelled out caching everyone's attention. "WHY DO YOU HAVE MY PHONE?!" Mina screeched carrying the dinner plates. "FUCK YOU THATS WHY!" Y/n screamed in response. Immediately after that affair Mina went back to setting the table and y/n walked over to Jiro. "He Jiro what's for dinner?" Y/n asked the girl, who was sitting writing lyrics in her notebook. "Ah! Y/n you scared me" she frantically closed her notebook, "we're having curry. It's Bakugos cooking night." "Shit. His food is always spicy as fuck, rip asshole." Y/n shifted sitting down next to Jiro. "Everybody! As class president I would like to announce that-" Iida bellowed in his bellowy voice. "Shut it extra the food is done." Bakugo interrupted. "Fucking finally, it took you way to long. I expect more from you my little housewife." Y/n said to Bakugo. "THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU OLD HAG." Bakugo screamed back. "YOU KNOW THE RULES YOURE ONLY ALLOWED TO CALL ME MOMMY IF YOUR GONNA DIRECT YOUR MOMMY ISSUES IN MY DIRECTION!" Y/n shouted standing up. "FUCK YOU YOURE NOT MY MOMMY!" Bakugo bristled. "THATS IT! AFTER DINNER YOURE GETTING A PUNISHMENT!" Y/n shouted glaring daggers into Bakugo. "FUCKING FIGHT ME BITCH!" Bakugo replied almost spilling the curry.
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"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY THAT?" Bakugo questioned. "Don't question it!" "Don't question it." "✨Don't question it✨" Denki, y/n and Author replied all at once. "..." everyone started looking around for the strange voice except for y/n they were looking at Denki. "Denki..." y/n said in a voice that would make Endeavor shit his pants. "Oh no." Denki gulped preparing himself for an early death.
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"I'm sorry I didn't know you'd knock!" Denki cried falling to his knees to beg for mercy. "You disgust me." Y/n scowled. "I DIDNT WANT THIS!" Denki cried to the heavens. "THEN YOU SHOULD'VE WAITED UNTIL AFTER DINNER LIKE THE REST OF US!" Y/n shouted. "I KNOOOOOOWW." Denki sobbed. "Have you no impulse control?" Y/n questioned. "Anyway, Bakugo I swear to god if this curry burns my intestines I will set you on fire in your sleep." Y/n sat back down. "Let's eat!" And so they did and lemme tell you Bakugo did not get much sleep that night. /////////////////// Chile anyway so.... lemme tell y'all I kinda love this chapter due to the fact that ✨I'm in it✨ Also drink some water your piss is the color of my yellow highlighter.
