The next day, Haruhi and I made our way to the club after classes were over for the day. The lobelia girls met us half way, walking with us. I had forgotten about their proposition to have us join them at our school. “Just think! You’ll make plenty of friends there! With girls who aren’t afraid of greatness!” Benio preached. I actually thought about it. Somewhere where people wouldn’t be afraid of me. We opened the doors to find the club dark. Then we heard sadly familiar voices singing ‘ouran’ then they joined together to sing “Host club!~” “What the..?” Haruhi and I muttered in unison. Our fellow club members.. Were dressed as women… (Accept for Mori.) “What is the meaning of this?!” Benio yelled. “Are you trying to mock our culture?!” She was furious. “Not at all. We are just simply aiding to the needs of our female club members.” “Wha?!” “You may not know this about commoners, but they love free things. And girls like Miyuki just want to be surrounded by adoring people. Now, not only will you two have a club of brothers… But of sisters as well!” He exclaimed. “You idiots! Quit fooling around!” She yelled. Me and Haruhi exchanged a blank look, then began laughing. So hard in fact, we ended up rolling on the floor. “HAHAHAHAHA! WHAT IN THE WORLD DID WE JUST WALK INTO?!” I yelled, grabbing my stomach in laughter and rolling on the floor. “GAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT ON EARTH WE’RE YOU GUYS THINKING?! I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO DO!!!” Haruhi added, holding her stomach and hitting the floor. Then the twins and hunny-senpai began chasing us. “Call me big sister!” I couldn’t even reply, as I tripped, falling on my face, still laughing. “Seriously guys. What on earth were you thinking?” Haruhi says more calmly, wiping away a tear. “We didn’t want you guys to leave and join Lobelia.” I looked at them, somewhat shocked. “What kind of club would this be without both of my beloved daughters?” ‘daughters?’ I thought. I was still sitting on the floor, in disbelief to what I was hearing. “Miyuki. We don’t know you that well. And it would suck for you to just up and leave like that. You still haven’t made me cake yet!” Hunny-senpai piped in. “Yeah. What are friends for anyways?” Tamaki added. After more heart felt speeches from the guys, I felt myself tearing up a little. “Well…?” Benio asked somewhat quietly. “Well… We both think that your way of thinking is very unique and interesting…” Haruhi started. “But we came to Ouran academy with our own dreams in mind. We came here for a reason, and never really planned on leaving.” I added, with a smile. “Benio…” Chizuru muttered. “I see… Well fear not fair maidens… We wont be giving up on you! We will someday save you from this wretched club!” And with that, they took their leave. I still sat there on the floor, while they asked why Haruhi seemed so mad. “I liked that pencil! It was easy to write with!” She complained. “We didn’t think it mattered that much to you.” The twins both interrogated.
“Hey Miyu-chan… Are you alright?” I heard from above me. I looked up to see Tamaki standing there, looking worried. He kneeled down to my level when he saw a tear flow down my face. Before I knew what I was doing, I threw my arms around his neck and hugged him. “M…Miyu-chan..?” “She’s just glad to have made another friend.” Haruhi stated with a smile.
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FFWD two weeks later.
“Which one is Hikaru?” The twins asked the ladies. Haruhi rolled her eyes. “Not again.” She muttered. “Um… Hikaru is.. On the left?” A girl shyly asked. “We have a winner!” They both sang. ‘No…’ I thought to myself while straightening out this ridiculous maids uniform that I somehow still agreed to wear. “You know, this is a pretty dumb way to gain attention you two.” I muttered from behind them, then walked forward to serve their customers tea and some cakes. “You say that now…” One muttered. “But will you think that once-” the next one continued, while they both joined to say “You lose?” I kept a straight face. “And who said I would play? It’s a waste of time you two.” “Are you saying that because you know you’ll lose?” One of them stated. I sighed. “Fine. I’ll play your game. But when I win, you both have to take me out for ice cream.” I muttered, as a sly smirk formed on to both of the twins’ lips. Kaoru started, as his brother Hikaru continued. “When you lose-” “You have to strip for us-” “And let us play dress up.” Hikaru finished off. Perverts. “I lose and I’ll strip for the whole host club once the customers leave. Then we can play dress up over at my house.” They both exchanged a look, and nodded, grabbing their hats to cover their hair. By now everyone was listening. “Nooooo! MIYUKI DON’T DO IT! These two sneaky little devils don’t fight fair! I can’t have my daughter exposed to such things!!” Tamaki wailed, trying to get me to back out. “Momma! Do something!!!” “You do realize that she’d be stripping for the whole club and not just the twins right?” Haruhi added with a sly smirk. Then he went all red and just stood there, poking his index fingers together. Haruhi laughed and stood next to her loud blonde friend. After some shuffeling, and placing hats on their heads, they stood back to back, asking me “Which one is Hika-” “You’re Hikaru.” I pointed to the right. They paused, then smiled. “Uh oh! You got it wrong!~” They both sang. But I knew I couldn’t be wrong. “I know you two look similar. But you can’t hide the differences in your personalities so easily. I know I’m right. You may both be completely identical, but you are different in many ways.” They stood there in shock as I stood there with a smile. “I don’t really understand the point in shuffeling yourselves either…” I trailed off in confusion, then excitement began to grow on my face as the atmosphere became lighter. “Which means… You both owe me ice cream!!!” [ANIMEFALLSINSERT HERE] A little beep went off on my watch, signaling to check on Hunny-senpai’s cake.
