OZ FROM DAPOTA

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When James was done doing his assignments, well Mary did most of it, he went home 🏠.
Henry had gone home to handle some stuffs, his mom just won't stop bugging him, he had to get her off his neck, "Oh my gosh, I gotta get home fast, gotta check up on the robot do hickeys, its almost time", with that James upped his pace and he was soon in his room.

5,4,... Went his timer on the night stand,...3,2,1,0,"so,who are you?", James asked,"who are you? ", "who I am isn't the main course, I'm Oz",Oz looked around the room, "so this is where you pass in and out", he asked a question which was more of a sentence than a question, "I don't get", "get what? ", "your sentence question", "rhetorical question,oh well,they're dumber than the rest, ok let's try this again, so this' your room ", "oooooh, right, yup, my room, pretty neat right? ".

"Not quite, so scattered and dirty and humanly ", "pretty neat is a fucking slang dude ", "oh, then I assume I have a lot to learn but not to your brain's dumb extent".
"So where're you from?, China?, Japan, Russia or here North America? ", "I come from none of such places of which I have little knowledge of no longer...of course,for now", "could you perhaps stop talking like that? ", " how? ", "like a lost movie or story character who ain't know where he's coming from or is full of confusion from the ironical tragedies of life", "I just like talking that way, I think it kinda fits my personality... ", "well here's a brilliant idea ", "what? ", "think again", James shouted,
"so how about you continue telling me about your self?,in which country is Dapota located, huh?".

Oz looked at him for a while and burst into a hell load of ravenous laughter, "Country?, you make me laugh, Dapota is a planet located in the sugar galaxy,more than five hundred trillion miles away from the milky way Galaxy and the Banana U'tang galaxy, now how many times do I have to sink it into your 2% worth of brain? ", Oz asked, "ok, then explain to me the environment", "ok, well like I said it is a planet in the sugar galaxy, it has five wonderful moons that only come out in the lunerienne", "what's a lunarian? ", "lunerienne, lu-ne-ri-en, lunerienne,gosh!!!, it's the period of twenty days when our moons come together and replace our luminous body Igkle for a while", Oz looked and saw that James was lost, "it's like your luminous body but kinda smaller, brighter, really good for us in the galaxy reason cos unlike you guys that the sun's radiations would totally destroy you guys, the radiation from the Igkle is kinda like our energy so we don't have an ozone layer ".

James was dumbfounded, "small dude, big brain, how did you know all this when you mentioned you're only two months old ", "never underestimate a Dapotan", "wow tell me more so when I get to school I will wow their pants 👖 off", "Dapota is bordered by Otoronto, it's way bigger than Dapota though, even the inhabitants are bigger than our inhabitants, did I mention we have five moons namely, Patru, Jeg, Fultu, Zagna and of course good old Telgo, Otoronto has two moons namely, Pluna and Magniti, the moons are half the size of our planet".

"Gosh", "bully right, tell me all about it", "no, I meant you talk too much ", "you can't blame me little guy",James looked at him, He seemed to read his mind as he said,"I really think that instead of underestimating me you should really overestimate me... I'm older than you think", "pwuff, yeah right,like four months old",he chuckles and continues," so if Dapota is such a good planet, why did you leave? ".
"Really?, humans, how dumb can you guys be? ", "harsh! ", "I didn't leave dummy, I was kicked out, bon voyage, bye,au revoir, banished, puff, well simply cos I didn't look like any of the rest, I was different, unique if I must say so myself","why didn't you just crash at the neighbors? ",Oz took a deep breath, he murmured something, "Burgles, Burgles, Burgles, if Dapota with a very harsh law, didn't need me then how would Otoronto with a harsh law and way more harsh leader accept me? ", "well it doesn't hurt to try", "well it doesn't hurt to try", Oz micmicked his voice so perfectly that one would wonder whether it was to mock him or just to display his talent, (one of many actually).

"You heard that?, that's how you sound! ", He finally decided to sit down on the bed they've been standing for a while, and his cords we're telling him they meant business, he looked at Oz, he didn't look like who could actually sit down judging from his body stature, Oz looked at him and expanded his body vertically and sat down,it was like he could read his mind,who cares anyway?.

He had been referring to it as a he what if it was a she, well it talked like a man, and didn't swing his hand with reckless abandon like a girl and definitely didn't bug, well apart from the unquenchable chits, it was cool, it should be a boy, "you got that right James man, I'm a male, I'm actually both,alternates, know what I'm yammering?, what evs", "I knew it, I knew you could read minds", "well, it ain't my fault,hashtag #honored",he crossed both his index and middle fingers.

"You're ok", "wait are you...?", "no, Henry is, come to think of it, where's Henry","probably still coming out",and he laughs,"ney, he's an early person,strange now, although his mamas strict", James said and glanced at his wrist watch,"it's 3:32 pm,he should be here by now","wow, never have there been best friends, two in the science class, one in the arts class, so superb ", "wait, are you suggesting that myself, Mary and Henry are best friends", "oh you know I'm right", "actually you're wrong cos Henry and Mary hardly talk to each other, like bitter enemies", "you know, friendship is not just something that happens, it takes a long time of constant understanding, ups and downs e. t. c., so you see... In a nutshell, it's built as time goes on, there may be tiresome arguments now but with time the arguments dissolve a bit, not completely cos arguments are one of the most integral part of a strong friendship, way more arguments than usual then you're enemies".
"Say when do arguments get more unnecessary than usual? ", "oh, Jamey my boy, you'll know when you'll know, now I spy your little dumb witted friend", "hey, he could actually be like his own role model the great Michel Angelo ", "ha!, yeah,in his dreams ", Oz said and laughed it all up,"you ain't really a good friend are you?","c'mon goody two shoes, it's just a joke man".

"Hey James, sorry I'm late bro, something came up, you know with my mom, something is always coming up, soooooo... ", Henry who just barged in said in his defence, "dude, do you ever knock?", "don't need to cos firstly, your door was nearly open soooooo... OMG 😱, is that a dog?", Henry asked as he beheld a beautiful brown terrier puppy, "where?", James asked shocked, he turned and quickly realized that Oz had turned into a puppy,"man, that dude is fast", he thought to himself , "when did you get a dog? ", "uh me?, yeah, it came yesterday,my mom called and we had a long talk and I got bored, I quickly reminded her that I badly needed company and she was like, don't worry baby, I'll be back home before you know it, I quickly stopped beating around the bush and stated, mom I need a puppy, I'm pretty sure my mom was like oh my God and boom 💥, today I have this dog stuff, joy! ".
Henry clapped his hands repeatedly, "nice story brother, super nice story, well, I reckon you've finally lied to me believebly, congratulations, now if you will excuse me, I'll be in your fridge", "yeah, knock yourself out bro", "trust me I will", "hm,he got eisteinized in the last few days",James chuckled thoughtfully.