OZ FROM DAPOTA

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DAPOTA, SUGAR GALAXY

"So you see, my idiot older brother who happens to be the king of our neighbors, the Otorontans wants to destroy our planet and I'm gonna tell you guys why, so who can remember the young boy we banished four months ago? ", king Parx who was addressing his troops asked, majority of the guys had their hands up.

"Good, now Ferdonkerr's bugging me to bring back the boy, for some reason though, he threatened, and I quote,"I will not leave Dapota till it's of both cinder and ashes", so as a king that loves his people, I will not stop till the boy Oz is theirs and peace and tranquility is ours".
"So", he continued, "today we strike, we go to earth to get one of us, first, we must be soft and passionate but if they disagree then we will not stop till it's of both cinder and ashes", Parx said, the Dapotan troops we're in full support.

"But is this right? ", someone from the crowd said,all present were in outta shock, "who said that?",Parx demanded, that everyone made way for the king to behold a little boy, "who are you? ", "I'm Boulder Moraes Alk son of Saonag, your Corpeel, just came to kiss my papa good bye when I heard something, so I wanted to make sure I heard well, you know what I'm saying ","how old are you child? ", "It is what it is your lordliness", "so you were saying something ", "I was asking if this wasn't alien's inhumanity to man and fellow alien and for what reason I may ask? ", Boulder asked.

"I don't get you young man, are you questioning my authority", Parx asked,he heard murmurings from the troop.
"Your lordliness, do you really think we should listen to king Ferdonkerr?","well boy, I don't see us having much of a choice ", "maybe you could have a change of heart your lordliness ", Boulder asked.

"No!, we are not weaklings, we're Dapotans and so we shall fight to the fullest if they disagree and destroy them if necessary, "he continued "now, Tiggris, take this delinquent to the dungeons, am I clear now? ", "yes your lordiness", the guard said, "Asmoth, make ready... we strike at first light! ", "anything for your lordliness ", Asmoth said.

Tiggris and some soldiers came over and grabbed the child ready to throw him in the dungeon, luckily for them, Boulder wasn't much of a weeper, his father like any strong man, looked on, looking strong but weeping inwardly, aware there's nothing he could do.

Later on...

"Oh great Siasmek, help me out of this scrap of a place called a dungeon ", Boulder looked around at various microns lying on the ground, "this all belong to dead Dapotans and if Siasmek doesn't have anything to do with it then I'm as gone... ", "would you quit twitting about that dummy, you guys call Siasmek ", someone said, he couldn't particularly see the person but boy the voice was deeper than the black hole if I must say so myself.

The light became brighter and he saw the person, old, raggered and stuff, "that guy ain't gonna save you ", "how old're you? ", well I've been here since your ancestor Piri, I came, saw and sucked away life from my mates,no biggie, you're welcome, long life is what I ask, even sucked away life from the guards", " and why are still in here", "I've got a terrible fatigue ", "yet you blame Siasmek", "that sucker took my Piri from me and left me alone".

"Wait you know Piri? ", "do I?, I don't just know him, we were dating", "oh! ", "I may be all chuffed and rusty but back in the days, the boys would kill themselves for me, literally ", "too bad such days are gone", "yeah, ", you haven't yet answered my question, how old are you? ", "oh yeah, I'm Juna son of Tagnas son of Unison... believe me, I can't actually remember my age but I know it has four digits and an extra digit, any way, I miss Piri, I loved him so much till he said he couldn't be with me and left me for your crazy great ancestor Agmanta, well at least fair enough, she was the most beautiful but what of my love... ", "guess, you guys weren't meant to be sir"," I'm a lady or am I a man?, I've really forgotten", "well you seem like a dude", "guess you're right, hey wanna hear about my family tree? ", "no I don't really thi... And now I'm gonna be forced to behold someone's family history, Siasmek, do your stuff", Boulder thought.

MEANWHILE...

Oz, James and Henry were still about their daily businesses when suddenly, "Oz what happened? ", James asked, "you fool, as you can behold, he just, all of a sudden fainted and here we are", James looked at Henry, angered, "of course dude, I see that, sure I'm not like em going all scissors on screen", "firstly bro,no insults and secondly, I don't know if you get but insults don't have much of an effect on me specially if it's more of a truth than a lie so what you just said right now is half the tip of an ice berg, compared to all the insults Pace has given me and even my own moms', so dude, next time less insults and more paying attention to the fact that your other bestie is on the fucking floor".

"Right and sorry dude", "no need to apologize, it's my fault", "Oz, Oz, Oz", James and Henry knelt before him, James screamed shuffling his body nonchalantly, he finally blinked his eyes a bit, "Oz dude, you're up, what happened? ", "they're coming", "who's coming Oz bro? ", "they're coming, they're coming, they're coming... ", "ok dude, quit blabbering your word hole", James said and covered his mouth, he was surprised that his hand could pass through his helmet, he felt his skin, it was scaly and green and touching it, it felt a crocodile's,he gave him a mouth watering slap", "dude! ", "never hold your elders' mouth for any reason, I'm older than you and I know what I'm saying, it's complicated, deal with it".
"You're just four months old and happen to be super intelligent ", "cos God gave it ya", "I keep asking, who in Siasmek's name is God", "and who in God's name is Siasmek?", "ok, you guys are using the name of God in vain, and the name of Siasmek, you're also using that one in vain, in a nutshell, let's just agree that God is the ruler of this galaxy and a bunch of others and Siasmek is the ruler of another bunch of other galaxies", "who cares, you ain't even meant to be talking about gods cos what is going to be the destruction of your universe as you know it is only five hundred million miles away from earth and are closing in on us and we're still here tattle taling, now we'll go and meet your uncle Fixweasle ", "are you sure?", Henry asked, "sure I'm sure,now let's move,no time, no time", Oz said, clapping his hands hastily.