OZ FROM DAPOTA

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    "Welcome Mom! ", James said, "good day Mrs Burgles, welcome home", "thank you darlings, em James, did your father tell you to check out something in the chimney? ", "yeah mom, he did, sure I'm surprised you should know judging from the fact that you weren't here when he told me that", "yeah that's true but I do have a phone", Jane said, "right", James said, he continued, "wow dad is really into that chimney why? ", "I'll tell you later dear", "k mom, I'll walk Mary out ".

     "Oh I had so much fun yesterday", Mary said, "it was nothing","shocked you came to borrow my English homework, Ms Nerd"👓,"so your the fun one, huh?", "you know what, let's not talk about who's fun or not, I started it and I'm sorry ", "good, now I'll be on my way now", she said, she then stepped forward and kissed him and went out the door closing it behind her.

   James smiled and licked his lips, he turned still smiling and looked upstairs, resting his hands on the rails was Jack, he had been standing there a while, he turned back to Oz and teleported himself downstairs, "I see you've been having a whole lot of fun little guy, big time you'll be in bed", "you're just  bluffing, you know I'll only be in bed when I'm 18,right now I'm still 15", "hmm", Oz said, nodding in agreement.

   As they headed up, Henry  unpresidentally let himself in, "hey James, what's the haps?", "dude, do you ever knock? ", "no brother, it's your house as much as mine,more of my house than my house is mine",he winks, "excuse me brother, not quite,'cept that last part though, oh whatevs", James looked and Oz was not there, he kept cool, he would probably be in the room, cos the way Henry barged in, he could've teleported himself inside, "let's go up to your room and rock out on some cool video games ", "k, I see you're ready to be crushed", "in your dreams sucker", Henry said, they went up cos James trusted that Oz would be on a perfectly good disguise.

    James opened the door and got the shocker of his life... Oz wasn't in disguise and it was way too late to warn him,"OMG!, James is that a robot?, you never told me you had a robot, oh my God this is the best news I've heard all day, my best friend has a real life robot, gosh, this is amazing, I gotta tell my sis, my moms... not quite, I can't wait to just burst outta that door, let me at it", "what?, how did that even get there?, I don't even know where it's from, run for your life's, it's an invasion", James said and made to run but was stopped on his trail, "nice try brother but you're no better actor than a toddler, no offence ", "ok you got me man, I can't lie to you again, you're unto me, this is Oz, an alien ", facing Oz he said, "dude, he's unto us, speak up", he took a deep breathe and said, "hello Henry Kevin Bucketts", "whoa, how did it know my name? ", "well, like I said, he's an alien".

     "I don't believe it", Henry said, "dazzle him dude", "sure thing man", "he speaks our language, he doesn't seem confused and lost and stuff like that", "that's cos his adaptation mechanism is high, he adapted to our ways quickly ".

    "Ahhh", Henry said in disbelief, "you're in the science class, this is probably one of your tricks and I'm definitely not gonna be your test monkey ", "C'mon dude, you're better than this, ok Oz dude,wow his pants off", "with pleasure, ok ask me any question and I'll answer you in split seconds ", "James, he's looking and talking to me", "yeah dummy, I'm talking to you ", Oz said hitting the back of his head, "oh humans! ", Oz said frustrated, "so the questions", Oz said.

   "Oh yes, now I'm gonna ask you a question only I know, mostly cos my mother told me, now how many birth marks does my mother have and where is (are) it (they) located? ", "really?, humans, what do you guys sit around and think about all day? ", "so you don't know ", "oh gosh, she has three, one by her navel, and two in places you do not wanna know", "lucky guess", "seriously, how dumb can you be, I just literally looked through your mom's... You know what, never mind but so you know as you've seen me, if your trap ever opens to any body about me, then I'm very cool but then I'll be your worst nightmare ", Oz said, "wooh I'm so frightened, chill out, I'm not gonna spread false information ".

   Oz looked at James and they  had some eye conversation, "ok dude, what will help you have confidence and trust in this dude?", "read my lips brother, nothing!","ok dude,we don't need this crazy dumdum in our lives","are you psyche man?,dude I have a future","who cares,like you ain't gonna die at 18 or something","how dare you...","ok guys,no fighting, Oz,why don't you tell Henry dude who wants to be the next Thomas(Didymus)","pwuff,being stupidly specific, let's see what this barrel of grease can say about me", "ahh,rude!!!, anyways,you ate cereals yesterday morning, pizza in the afternoon and tofu in the evening, then as usual you had your midnight snack which was chips and 
Guacamole, this morning, you had some tea and biscuits and the beat goes on", "OMG, this is a real alien, gosh, you know,nobody, nobody at all knows what I eat, if one should...", "Ok, humans with their two percent brain power, always scrubbing around for evidence and yet when its right in front if them, they still look for a second opinion, gosh".

     "Glad, he ain't talking to us ", "Henry, both of you are human beings dumbzo ", "Oh!, right ".
     "Can you tell me how my future is gonna be like, huh? ", "what? ", "Time travel, he means let's tra...", "I know what he said James, I'm not a dweeb", "so? ", James said, "so what? ", "take us through that time travel phase baby"," and who could've possibly told you that I had time travel powers? ", "just a lucky guess", "really eh?, lucky guess in deed, well you guessed right ", "so are you gonna... ","no, cos I don't mess with the course of time, don't think you'll get, its a time/space continum stuff, so... ",  "what are you insinuating? ", "that we reck things?", "yeah, close enough, you're trying, just a little bit more and yeah, you're there, I don't trust you guys ", "but I saved your butt", "yeah, thanks for that,could've done that by my self, but for the record I only listen to my heart and it's... ", "in your head? ", "good guess", "my brain tells me everything  I know and it's... ", "it's in your chest, you're just the opposite of us","stupidly specific again,weird creature", "yeah,but I'm smarter than you, well I must say, Henry you're twice as not dull than I thought you were", "thanks", Henry said wondering whether he complimented him or just gave him a huge insult, "that's a compliment by the way", Henry was still confused but good thing he had James to tutor him or not...