𝐋͢𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐎, mcyt imagines

✧ asshole

SUMMARY: SCHLATT HAS NO FILTER, SO, OF COURSE, YOU HAVE TO TAKE HIM DOWN A FEW NOTCHES.

"Minx when was the last time you had a boyfriend?" Schlatt spoke in his usual smug way, taking a sip of his red bull. Minx glared at him. "When was the last time you fucked anyone who wasn't James Charles, you ugly mother fucker." Schlatt had a shit eating grin on his face, taken aback by the aggressiveness of Minx's answer.

"Ay, ay, I'm just saying-" He shot a look in your direction, where you sat, comfortably cuddled up against Minx's arm. "Some people might like to know if you're available or not." You blushed and looked at the floor.

Little did Minx know, you'd had a fucking ginormous crush on her, and Schlatt loved to tease the living hell out of you for it.

Minx was your best friend, and the two of you were practically attached at the hip since the day the two of you decided to share an apartment together. You cuddled on the couch, went on cute coffee dates, but all the while still being just friends.

Schlatt continued to pry Minx of her previous love affairs, and you could tell by her facial expressions, she was clearly uncomfortable by it. You retorted, "Schlatt why don't you shut the fuck up." He tilted his can all the way up, trying to get the last content of his drink, and let out a small chuckle.

"Y/n, just because your Minx's little girlfriend doesn't mean you gotta be on her side all the time." You took the pillow out from under your back and threw it at him. Minx put an arm around your shoulder. "Why the fuck do you even care Schlatt," She paused for a second then continued. "Are you mad I'm with Y/n and not you?"

He bowled with laughter. "HA! Are you fucking kidding me! Me- wanting you! Puh-LEASE," He stood up from the armchair and stretched, before heading to your trash can to throw his empty can away. He trailed off on a tangent about the two of you, but you and Minx collectively ignored him.

Minx laughed gently. "Maybe now, he'll lay off. At least for a little while." She removed her arm from your shoulder, allowing you to sit up and look at her. "Yeah I think you're right," You raised the volume of your voice, ensuring Schlatt could hear you in the other room. "BESIDES, Schlatt is nothing but a fucking ASSHOLE anyways."

Minx laughed along with you, and you two watched as Schlatt walked back into the room, holding a middle finger up to you both. "You two are fucking gross."