@yourtwitter
thank you quackity for inventing gravity 😍😍
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@dreamwastaken
there are many things wrong with this tweet
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@tommyinnit
go back to school y/n
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@quackity
what is this. fake news
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@yourtwitter
even if there was no gravity on earth, i'd still fall for you 😏
"did you really pay quackity to meow?" you ask george on vc. he laughs, the memory resurfacing.
"i did, actually."
"think he'd do it again?" a plan forms in your mind.
"i mean yeah, probably."
you're at the mob spawner, increasing your levels.
QuackityHQ is live!
you click on the notification and send a smiley face in his twitch chat.
user1: Y/N!!!!!!!
user2: OMG Y/N
user3: HI Y/N
user4: Y/NNNNNNNNNN
"oh hey, y/n!" quackity says, his face lighting up as he read the chat. "what's up?"
Quackity joined the game
"alex?" you ask when he joins the call.
"yeah?"
"i heard you meowed for money," you say.
"who? me? think you got the wrong guy."
"mhm," george mutters then lapses into silence. george holds his phone up to his mic. suddenly, quackity's singing filters through, accompanied by guitar.
"NONONONO!" quackity protests angrily. "GEORGE WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!"
he buries his face in his hands and rocks in his chair.
"...and the cat goes meow," quackity sings.
george snorts with laughter, and you giggle a bit.
"ha, it's someone who sounds exactly like you, big q," you say, playing along.
"yeah, yeah. it's not me, though, it's not me."
"of course, wouldn't even think of it."
you leave the mob spawner and search for quackity. he's running around l'manberg. you crouch and circle around him.
"what? whAT?" he hastily whispers.
"what will it take for you to meow?"
"nothing."
"oh, so you'll do it for free?"
"no, NO!" he cries. "i mean that all offers are closed. forever."
"what if... i offer my phone number?"
there's a moment of silence, letting you know he's considering the offer. he's tapping his chin in mock thoughtfulness, swivelling gently in his chair.
"oohhh, quackity can't pass this up," george says.
"hmmmm..." quackity says loudly. "you're serious?"
"serious." you pinch your lips together.
"okay," quackity breathes. "fine. i'll do it."
you and george whoop in celebration.
"let's goooo, y/n!" george says. "if only i had known you before i gave $200 away."
"... only if you meow too." quackity interjects.
"ohhh, quackity wants to hear me meow," you tease.
"NO! it'll help with the humiliation."
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hermosa | quackity x reader
Fanfiction"i've never simped for anyone." "your tier 3 sub to me says otherwise." - twitch streamer au, karl's bff - set during the 2020 dsmp era - she/her reader [completed feb 2021]
