Danganronpa Oneshots (smut)

Hifumi x waifu

I'M LISTENING

ok ok here we go

Hifumi: heya bitches got a gf 😎
and she's hot 🥵😜😻

Celestia: thank atua 🛐

Byakuya: she can't be hotter than me right?

Hifumi: here she is 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

Kyoko: u know it's a guy who looks like a froggy cockroach right?

Hifumi: NOOO GYAHHHH SHE'S MY WAIFUUUU GYAHHHH GO EAT PUSSY U STWUPID GAY BACONNNN I'M NOT GAY ISTA

Rantaro: isn't that me? btw it's fine if u're gay I mean I'm hot so I completely understand it.

Naeggi: I think u're in the wrong game.

Rantaro: GYAHSCAHVSIANILIKETOESSSSNOMNOMGYAHHHEEEKKK

Hifumi: COME HERE MY BEAUTIFUL WIFEEEE

Rantaro: AHHHHHNOOOOILLBITEYOURDICKOFF

Hifumi: I DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE

Rantaro: ew not my type

Hifumi: *cries in "my waifu dumped me cuz I don't have a dikk dikk but even tho she discriminates men with no dicks I'll always love her with all my toes"*

Rantaro: I'm literally MALE u gay cockroach- I mean roach since u ain't got no cock
(I felt so funny 😿🤚)

Hifumi: *dies in
"koorapika😳is🤸‍♀️now✨🌊drowning🌊✨in😁an🐸indescribable💋emptiness❤ *HAPPY GUITAR SOLO*"*

the end bye hoenee bicces

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I said bye

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GO

Shrek will find u and eat ya secc ass