Danganronpa Oneshots (smut)

Kaito x Kokichi

Kaito was about to press the button to finally end Cockbitchy's sad life but he wasn't able to do it...

because...

he had no arms

"DO IT ALREADY!" Cowkichi screamed.
"I can't! Mako took my arms!"
"THEN DO IT WITH UR FOOT!"
"I know ur life was like cinnamon shit with honey but I can't just let you die!"
"WHY NOT?!"
"Because
...
because I-
I- LOVE YOU!"
"THEN STOP LOVING ME!"
"I CAN'T!"
"well that's the problem...
we don't work"
"I know"
"Then we agree, this has to end"
"good bye Ouma... I SWEAR I'LL GET EVERYONE OUT OF HERE AND I'LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO BUY A PET FROG AND FEED IT WITH OREO 'TIL IT GETS DIABETES AND THEN I'LL TOAST THE FROG AND FEED IT TO MAKI- BUT I CAN'T!!! I CAN'T TOAST IT WITHOUT MY ARMS!!!"
"Kaito, shut the fuck up and turn me into grape jam!"

And with that Momota killed Ouma! uwu

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