Danganronpa Oneshots (smut)

Saimatsu

(again since I have disappointed the Saimatsu shippers)

Kaede: hey Shuichi! wanna hang out?

Shuichi: ahagahgahekekeeeeepgegege

Kade: yes

Shuchi: I like ya knees babygorl

Kde: I love your nose, daddy

Shchi: your ears are turning me on

*Shuichi licks Kaede's ear*

*Kaede moans*

*shuichi bites ear off*
(*tpn flashbacks*)

*Kaede licks Shuichi's lashes*

*lashes fall off*

kaede: *le gasp* they were fake?!

Shuichi: of course they were fake!

*eats kayayday's nails*

*kaadee dies*