----Hot Knight has created a group chat--------Hot Knight has renamed this chat Welcome Peasants----
Merls: Gwaine, wtf?
Arthur: yeah, I didn't sign up for this
Hot Knight: you love me
BFG: I love you
Hot Knight: ;)
Merls: please keep your gayness quiet, I'm trying to sleep
Arthur: it's the middle of the school day?
Merls: exactly. This is my scheduled nap time
Arthur: I'm rolling my eyes right now, just so you know
Merls: SLEEPING
Hot Knight: Percy, what does BFG mean?
BFG: Big Friendly Giant, what else?
Arthur: that's accurate
BFG: Merlin makes me give him piggyback rides
Arthur: I'm sure he does
Hot Knight: it could stand for Big Fat Goat
Arthur: or Ballistic Food Gangs
BFG: OR BIG FRIENDLY GIANT >:(
Hot Knight: u right u right babe
BFG: :)
Merls: fuck off
Arthur: Merlin, just pay attention and sleep at home, at night... y'know, like normal people
Merls: nooo
Arthur: smh
Arthur: we need more people in this chat
Merls: but you guys are the only people I know
BFG: same
----Hot Knight has added IamElyan and Gweny♡----
Merlin: Gwaine
Hot Knight: what?
Merls: nothing
IamElyan: i am elyan
Gweny ♡: that's my bro. I'm the sis
IamElyan: i am bro
BFG: hello!
Gweny ♡: are you that buff dude who's always giving that emotional kid piggyback rides?
Merls: hey!
BFG: that is I
Gweny ♡: cool, I've seen you before and I've always wanted to talk to you but you're kinda intimidating
BFG: BUT IM BIG FRIENDLY GIANT
Hot Knight: he's big friendly giant
BFG: IM BIG FRIENDLY GIANT
IamElyan: i am elyan
Gweny ♡: okay :) next time I see you I'll say hi
BFG: :)
Merls: I'm not emotional
Hot Knight: ...
Arthur: ...
BFG: ...
Merls: fuck off. I'm gonna go cry now
Arthur: point proven
Gweny ♡: can I add my crush to the chat?
Hot Knight: sure. But new members can read the chat history so you might wanna delete that
Gweny ♡: oo I will ty
----Gweny has added MorganaIguana----
Arthur: WHAAAA
Gweny ♡: shhh
Arthur: hello... sister
MorganaIguana: hello, little brother
Arthur: shut up
MorganaIguana: say that again and I'm not giving you your Christmas present :/
Merls: heyy, M!
MorganaIguana: MERLIN MY BOI
Merls: am I emotional?
MorganaIguana: like physically or mentally?
Merls: both
MorganaIguana: yes, definitely
Merls: I'm going back to sleep
Arthur: you do you, boo
Merlin: ...
Merlin: k
Arthur: ugh
IamElyan: i am concussed
IamElyan: i am confused
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