1: Welcome, Peasants

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----Hot Knight has created a group chat--------Hot Knight has renamed this chat Welcome Peasants----

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----Hot Knight has created a group chat--------Hot Knight has renamed this chat Welcome Peasants----

Merls: Gwaine, wtf?

Arthur: yeah, I didn't sign up for this

Hot Knight: you love me

BFG: I love you

Hot Knight: ;)

Merls: please keep your gayness quiet, I'm trying to sleep

Arthur: it's the middle of the school day?

Merls: exactly. This is my scheduled nap time

Arthur: I'm rolling my eyes right now, just so you know

Merls: SLEEPING

Hot Knight: Percy, what does BFG mean?

BFG: Big Friendly Giant, what else?

Arthur: that's accurate

BFG: Merlin makes me give him piggyback rides

Arthur: I'm sure he does

Hot Knight: it could stand for Big Fat Goat

Arthur: or Ballistic Food Gangs

BFG: OR BIG FRIENDLY GIANT >:(

Hot Knight: u right u right babe

BFG: :)

Merls: fuck off

Arthur: Merlin, just pay attention and sleep at home, at night... y'know, like normal people

Merls: nooo

Arthur: smh

Arthur: we need more people in this chat

Merls: but you guys are the only people I know

BFG: same

----Hot Knight has added IamElyan and Gweny----

Merlin: Gwaine

Hot Knight: what?

Merls: nothing

IamElyan: i am elyan

Gweny ♡: that's my bro. I'm the sis

IamElyan: i am bro

BFG: hello!

Gweny ♡: are you that buff dude who's always giving that emotional kid piggyback rides?

Merls: hey!

BFG: that is I

Gweny ♡: cool, I've seen you before and I've always wanted to talk to you but you're kinda intimidating

BFG: BUT IM BIG FRIENDLY GIANT

Hot Knight: he's big friendly giant

BFG: IM BIG FRIENDLY GIANT

IamElyan: i am elyan

Gweny ♡: okay :) next time I see you I'll say hi

BFG: :)

Merls: I'm not emotional

Hot Knight: ...

Arthur: ...

BFG: ...

Merls: fuck off. I'm gonna go cry now

Arthur: point proven

Gweny ♡: can I add my crush to the chat?

Hot Knight: sure. But new members can read the chat history so you might wanna delete that

Gweny ♡: oo I will ty

----Gweny has added MorganaIguana----

Arthur: WHAAAA

Gweny ♡: shhh

Arthur: hello... sister

MorganaIguana: hello, little brother

Arthur: shut up

MorganaIguana: say that again and I'm not giving you your Christmas present :/

Merls: heyy, M!

MorganaIguana: MERLIN MY BOI

Merls: am I emotional?

MorganaIguana: like physically or mentally?

Merls: both

MorganaIguana: yes, definitely

Merls: I'm going back to sleep

Arthur: you do you, boo

Merlin: ...

Merlin: k

Arthur: ugh

IamElyan: i am concussed

IamElyan: i am confused

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Hey, everyone! I figured I'd post this on Wattpad since people have been liking it on AO3.

This book is being translated into Russian by young_artist_ai 💜

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