4: Merlin Gets High

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Merls: SPICKLE

Merls: BICKLE

Merls: I LIKE THE DICKLE

Gweny♡: ...

Gweny♡: what

Merls: 

Gweny♡: Merlin, are you okay?

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Gweny♡: Merlin, are you okay?

Merls: IM AMAZING

Merls: oml, I love foooooooooddd. God, everything tastes so much better... ughhhhh

Merls: ahahhhaha!

Arthur: wtf

KingCen: our boi is high >:0)

HotKnight: ayyeeeee

KingCen: #FirstHigh #LitTime #GrapeFlavouredRollingPapers #SativaBecauseMerlinIsBabey #AdorableHighMerlin #ImOverusingTheseHashtags #AmIHipYetKids? #SeriouslyPleaseTellMe

Arthur: ...

Arthur: You got him high?!

Merls: did you know a shrimp's heart is located in its head?

Arthur: what the fuck?! Merlin's too innocent for that shit! Get that out of his system now!

Merls: chillllll

KingCen: it's just weed, mate. Relax

Morgause: I'm here with him if that makes you feel better, Ar Ar

Arthur: NO! NO, IT DOES NOT!

Merls: for once... please fuck off, Arthur

Morgause: our boy is already blowing his first rings.

Morgause: we showed and then... b o o m, he did it. *Sniffle* so pRouD

Merls: pfft. E.Z. I'm so good, I could blow a 50 carat diamond engagement ring, no questions asked

Merls: pass me another Oreo. They taste even better when you're high :))) ← I gave him a double chin!

KingCen: isn't he adorable high? xD

Morgause: never say xD again...

Arthur: whatever, fuck up your life if you want to

Merls: you're honestly ruining my moment, okay? Go rant somewhere else if you're so upset

----Arthur has left the chat----

Gweny♡: Merlin! That was rude!

Merls: idc

Morgause: *gasp* sAvagE

KingCen: hon, stop trying to bring back 2017 vocab. It's not gonna work.

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