MorganaIguana: why are you concussed, Elyan?
Gweny ♡: because he's stupid and ran himself straight into a pole
IamElyan: the pole was mean :(
MorganaIguana: wow, tough life, man
Gweny ♡: the doctor said he'd be fine in a couple of days
Arthur: Gwen, do we have homework in chem?
Gweny ♡: I don't know.
Gweny ♡: I was home taking care of Elyan
IamElyan: I don't need help
Gweny ♡: you walked into the door this morning, hon
IamElyan: the door walked into me!
Arthur: that's physics, kids
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Arthur: this is just a daily reminder to take your supplements, vitamins and drink milk to make your bones stay strong and healthy!
----Merls has added KingCen----
Merls: hey
Hot Knight: WHO'S THIS
KingCen: sup
Arthur: aren't you that drug dealer?
KingCen: that'd be me
IamElyan: how'd it go from vitamins to this?
Hot Knight: excuse me, Merlin, but this is supposed to be a PG chat room!
MorganaIguana: is it tho?
Merls: come on, Cenred's a cool lad
KingCen: yah
KingCen: you people need to chill, smoke some weeed. I can hook you up
Merls: I'm pure, I have a sin-free soul. I shall not dirty my conscience with satan's salad.
MorganaIguana: you let that uni student fuck you in the back room at McDonalds
Merls: hm... true
Arthur: what?!
MorganaIguana: and that guy who's in prison now
Arthur: WHAT?!
MorganaIguana: just kidding!
Merls: that last one was a joke
Merls: but the first one wasn't ;)
Arthur: when?
Merls: idk... does it matter?
Arthur: whatever
KingCen: wow, talk about tension
Arthur: what? There's no tension. What are you talking about?
KingCen: riiigghhhttt, okaayyy
KingCen: let me know when you need a condom. I sell those too
HotKnight: aaalllright anyyywayyyyy
HotKnight: add more peopleeee. I need it to be GaYer
Merls: more drug dealers or...
HotKnight: anything's fine.
Arthur: NO! NO MORE DRUG DEALERS
Hot Knight: But no furries. Those things creep me out, man
IamElyan: :(
Gweny ♡: Els, you're not a furry. Go to sleep.
----KingCen has added Morgauseilicious----
HotKnight: dear, god, please change your name. I'm not writing that whole thing every time I tag you
Morgauseiliscious: awwww fiinnee
Morgauseilicious has changed their name to Morgause
Morgause: better? >:(
HotKnight: yes
Arthur: WHAT THE FUCK
Morgause: brother?
MorganaIguana: wHAT?!
Morgause: sister?
Gweny ♡: you three know each other?
Arthur: no, we just like to call ourselves siblings for fun
Arthur: YES WE KNOW EACH OTHER
MorganaIguana: Morgause used to live with us when we were wee ones but her mother (our stepmum) took her when she got divorced with our father
BFG: how do you know it's her?
Arthur: ...
Arthur: who else has the name MORGAUSE?
Morgause: true story
IamElyan: all this 'Mor' shit is making my head hurt. Too many 'Mors'
BFG: go to sleep, Elyan or this giant's gonna snuggle you until you pass out
HotKnight: was that... kinky?
BFG: what?! nO!
IamElyan: I'm too pure
Gweny ♡: and you like someone else... ;)
MorganaIguana: what? Whooooo?
Arthur: aww, Ely-wely has a cruuuush?
IamElyan: shut up, guys. He knows I fancy him so it doesn't matter
BFG: does he feel the same?
IamElyan: what do you think?
MorganaIguana: ...
BFG: ...
Arthur: ...
KingCen: well that's just sad
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FanficDISCONTINUED - Thank you for all the wonderful support on this book! I truly appreciate all the comments and kudos <3 But I have decided to discontinue the book. I started writing this in 2018 when I was still a teenager, but I'm in my 20s now a...
