Gweny♡: hey, Morg? Do you want me to pick you up for our date?
Morgauseiliscious: ew I'm not going on a date with you
Gweny♡: other Morg
Morgauseiliscious: oh thank goodness. I wasn't planning on having a bisexual life crises until at least my mid fifties.
MorganaIguana: That's me! I'm the Morg! And sure :) I can't wait
Gweny♡: me either :)
Hot Knight: wow, this chat is gay
BFG: Very...
KingCen: if you're in need for some straightness, I am happy to supply ;) #HeteroDealer
Hot Knight: oh god no! Please no!
BFG: hetero dealer?
KingCen: straight pride 2020, ammarite?
Hot Knight: *face palm*
KingCen: 10/10 would still suck dick tho...
MorganaIguana: Oh, I see your car!
MorganaIguana: I-is that a clown car? With yellow and black stripes?
Gweny♡: it's a smart car that I turned into a bee!
Gweny♡: cuz save the bees! :)
MorganaIguana: Oh my god. You're adorable. But will my long legs even fit in it?
Gweny♡: oh, I think so. I might have to move my giant inchworm plushie though... hmm
MorganaIguana: O-oh. Okie dokie then
Gweny♡: do most people not have giant inchworm plushies in their cars?
BFG: I have a giant inchworm plushie!
Hot Knight: you're not most people, Percy
BFG: (＾ω＾) true
MorganaIguana: update: I fit in the car! Me and my long legs
Hot Knight: where are you two going anyway?
Gweny♡: cafe near school. I think Freya works there actually
BFG: Who's Freya?
Gweny♡: oh! Merlin's ex-girlfriend
Gweny♡: they dated when they were like... four. Before Merlin knew he was gay. They met in child care when Freya let Merlin borrow one of her dolls ( ˘ ³˘)
BFG: AWHHH!
BFG: Also... aren't you supposed to be driving? Why are you texting? No texting while driving, stinky!! >:0
Gweny♡: we're actually in the process of moving my giant inchworm plushie and finding a spot for it. This could take days
MorganaIguana: Mmhmm! Very strenuous process
MorganaIguana: hey... y'know... you could just put the giant inchworm plushie at my place and then we could swing back here afterwards. I dunno, maybe you could come in? If you get what I'm putting down... I have some pretty sick herbal tea and ginger biscuits
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