Gweny♡: I have a date with your sister! >:)
HotKnight: mine?
Morgauseiliscious: No? She's talking about mine.
HotKnight: oh okay. Cuz I don't have one so that'd be weird
Gweny♡: Then why would you ask?
HotKnight: just making sure
Gweny♡: o-okay then
Morgauseiliscious: I'm surprised she said yes
Gweny♡: you are? That sounds bad. Does she not really like me?
Morgauseiliscious: I'm sure she does. It's just... her last relationship didn't end very well. He wasn't a good guy; didn't treat her with the respect she deserves. But I've said too much already. Just be careful, okay? If you hurt her, Arthur and I will murder you in your sleep ^_^
Gweny♡: oh my. Will do!
Gweny♡: I mean-- I won't! "Will do" as in I will won't hurt her... Or I won't not not hurt her? Or... I will won't not not hurt her? Did that make sense?
Morgauseiliscious: Uhhh, not really. But I get what you're putting down
Gweny♡: I'm not putting anything down. I don't even have anything in my hands
Morgauseiliscious: N-no. It's a figure of speech... y'know? Like "I catch your drift"
Gweny♡: drift? I can't drive! Or skate for that matter!
IamElyan: Gwen doesn't always understand sayings
IamElyan: HA! And I'm the concussed one?
Gweny♡: at least I have the good genes ;)
IamElyan: HEY!
Hot Knight: we may have a small problem...
Hot Knight: how many of you touched Percival this week?
Gweny♡: EW! Leave us out of your sexual activity, please and thank you
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