3: Thicc Crust

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Merls: fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck

HotKnight: dear, Buddha, what is it?

Merls: hot guy, ten o'clock

Arthur: who?

Merls: fuck idk

Merls: he keeps looking at me! What do I do?!

Gweny ♡: what does he look like?

Merls: hot

Merls: just really fucking hot. Like holy shit.

Arthur: we get it, damn

Gweny ♡: besides being hot, what does he look like

Merls: he's got curly hair. A reaaalllyyy nice jaw. He looks straight as hell!

Merls: oh, he looks so straight. Like, he's got adidas leggings, those stupid white shoes and some fuck boy shirt. He's one of those popular lads.

Merls: oh fuuuuck, he has a stud earring

Gweny ♡: sounds like Mordred

MorganaIguana: oh, goody. More Mors

MorganaIguana: can that be a thing? Instead of more we say Mor? ;)

Morgause: YES

Arthur: oh, I've heard he's a dick

Gweny ♡: actually, not as bad as you'd think for being a popular boi

Arthur: whatever

Merls: I don't think he's straight

HotKnight: Mordred? No, he's 100% straight. He's always shagging that Kara girl in my chem class... and that Mithian girl in my Spanish class

Arthurs: sounds like an arse

Merls: HOLY

Merls: HE JUST LOOKED ME UP AND DOWN AND BIT HIS LIP

Merls: AND IT WASN'T LIKE AN ACCIDENT OR ANYTHING. NO, HE WENT FOR THE WHOLE DAMN BOTTOM LIP AND LOOKED ME STRAIGHT (ha) IN THE EYES. FUCK THAT WAS HOT

Arthur: are you sure he's not looking at someone behind you?

Merls: I sit in the back

Gweny ♡: aww, I think it's sweet

Merls: the only problem is he's taking away my nap time

Arthur: dear god

I amElyan: I'm sad

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I amElyan: I'm sad

Gweny ♡: what's wrong baby bro? Did someone hurt you? I'll beat their faces with my chem book!

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