Me: today you be reacting to my BFF Bat
Sophie: your friends name is Bat?
Bat: Marshmallow
Fit: um, what are marshmallows?
Bat: *shoves a marshmallow in his mouth*
Fitz: this is... really sweet. and sticky. and gooey
Dex: what your favorite color Bat?
Me: be nice Bat or I will hurt you
Bat: Quesadilla *shoves her dog on his head*
Casey: *bends over and licks the inside of his nose*
Dex: ewwwwwwwww! *swatts Casey off his head*
Bat: *catches Casey* How rude! she was just saying hello!
Casey: *jumps out of Bat's arms and licks Tam's toe*
Tam: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Me: *yeets Casey back to Bat's house*
Biana: your dog is so cute!
Tam: *grumbleing* you just think that because she didn't lick your toe
Me: sorry Bat, this is just his personality
Bat: thanks
Sophie: are you... human?
Me: I think she is. im not sure
Bat: im not. IMA WITCH
Keefe: what is that on your shirt?
Bat: Would you like to feel what it is? *somehow takes a whole bin of legos out of her pocket and starts throwing them at Keefe*
Keefe: *hides behind Fitz* help me
Biana: *helps Bat throw legos*
Sophie: can we all just be nice?
Bat: ok *uses magic powers to turn the legos into marshmallows and keeps throwing them*
Me: *helps*
Sophie: how is this better?!
Bat: because it hurts less *Trasforms Me into a devil dog*
Me: *becomes a dog and starts walking around on four legs and bites Fitz on the ankle*
Fitz: OW!
Linh: *bends down and pets Me* awww! your so cute as a devil dog!
Me: *waggs tail*
Bat: *turns into a bat dog and walks over Linh*
Linh: *pets us both* I AM SURROUNED BY CUTENESS
Biana: *also pets us*
Me and Bat: *growls until everyone else pets us*
Fitz: okay, their fangs kinda scare me
Me: *Bites Fitz again*
Fitz: SERIOUSLY GIRL WHY DO YOU HATE ME
Me: *gives the devil dog glare of evil*
Dex: as long as they dont lick the inside of my nose I like them
Bat: *summons Casey who licks the inside of Dex's nose*
Dex: GHA WHY JUST WHY
Sophie: why can't we all be nice!
Bat: *licks both of her eyeballs*
Sophie: *stumbles back* AAAAA IM BLIND SOMEONE GET ELWIN
Everyone: Glares and moves toward Bat to hurt her*
Me: *gives a menacing growl and Me and Bat are surrounded by a wall of flames*
Biana: OMG she's a pyrokenetic dog we need to call Marella
Sophie: MY EYES
Fitz: MY DOG BITE IS BLEEDING
Dex: I BURNED MYSELF ON THE FIRE
Keefe: I THINK MY HAIR HAS BEEN SINGED
Biana:... and Elwin
(time skip Everyone was healed, Marella calmed Me down, and Bat transformed Me back)
Me: oooookay then... we're done here
