These are by other people. Of you made one of these, I'm sorry, it's just to good.
Me: KILL EM WITH KINDNESS- *sees everyone* oh. You people are here. Sorry bout that, I was listening to Selena Gomez
Everyone: .........you brought us here
Me: *winks* yes I did
Sophie: so how didn't you know that we weren't here-
Me: because you got here faster than usual
Dex: how fast is usual?
Me: usually you get here at the same speeed as you just did *cartwheels around the room* like that fast
Biana: what......?
Me: IF MY PARENTS SAID ITS NOT CONCERNING, THEN ITS NOT CONCERNING *stuffs cake into mouth*
Dex: okay? How do you parents not find this concerning?
Me: I have no idea, but they haven't taken me to a doctor yet, so I GUESS I'm fine
Tam: even I'm concerned, and I don't even care
Me: TAM! YOU KNIW WHY ADELE CROSSED THE STREET?!
Tam: who is that?
Sophie: I have a feeling this is going to affect me more than yiu...
Me: TO SAY HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm doing bad jokes now if you haven't realized. Also I'm googling these.
Sophie: that's..... NO. NO NO NO.
Me: YES. YES YES YES.
Linh: I don't understand
Me: so you thought elves were a myth? YOU WERE MYTHTAKEN.
Tam: THIS IS AWFUL. ITS HORRIBLE. MY EARS, MY POOR EARS
Me: what do Tam and sunglasses have in common?
Everyone: NO-
Me: THEIR BOYH SHADES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Tam: YOU ARE CRUEL
Everyone: THIS HURTS US TOO
Me: *tosses everyone exept Tam noise canceling headphones*
Sophie: hey, where's Fitz-
Fitz: *from the other room* I LEARNED MY LESSOM, SAVE ME-
Sokeefe fangirls: YOUR NOT GOING ANYWHERE BUDDY *drags him away*
Fitz: *screaming* NO! HELP! HELP-
Me: *snaps fingers and soundproffs the room with Fitz in it* sorry about him. He'll be okay. Maybe. It depends on how aggressive the other Sokeefe fangirls are. I'm mellow compared to them. *shiver* they are so right in loving Sokeefe though. Maybe I should free Fitz..... nah. On with the bad jokes!
Tam: MaKe It StOp
Me: fine. Also I have decided to free the ritz cracker *cough* I mean Fitz. *Fitz becomes free*
Fitz: Oh god, thank-
Aaaaaand the chapter is over. Also....... I'm at the beach! So I might not update because I'm outside. Also I'm running out of excuses for why I'm not updating. IM SO SORRY.
