Me: BIWHBCLWEHJCBYLWFGOUYRBCF ITS HAPPENING PEOPLE. MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS IN THE WORLD ARE COLLIDING
Dex: okay then........?
Me: STARGIRL
Sophie: the superhero?
Me: *glares at her so hard, voice soaked in venom* No
Sophie: *cowers* sorry?
Me: THE BOOK DUH DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW THE SUPERHERO?!
Biana: i am genuinely concerned
Fitz: your just getting concerned now?
Me: *snaps fingers and clothes transform into a teacher outfit with glasses* okay class. here are the books *hands out the books*
Linh: class?
Tam: you look stupid
Me: *dramatic groan as clothes become normal* better?!
Tam: you still look stupid
Keefe: CAN I-
Me: EVERYONE SHUT UP AND READ THE BOOK
(this time skip has been brought to you by Stargirl Playing a song on her ukulele
Me: im in a car. im bored. im leaving.
Sophie: I though she wanted to hear what we thought of the book...?
Keefe: CAN I PLEASE-
Fitz: right?
Keefe: CAN I HAVE A SECOND TO SAY-
Dex: it was good?
Biana: yeah, pretty nice book. although what is a ukulele?
Keefe: GUYS-
Linh: *sobbimg in the corner* so sad.......
Tam: *burns the book* TOU MADE LINH CRY
Keefe: CAN YOU JUST-
Me: IM ENDING THIs
Keefe: WAIT-
