Me: im so lazy i have nothing to say IM SO FREAKING TIRED
Sophie: why?
Dex: Sophie no-
Me: I HAD SOFTBALL YESTERDAY FOR LIKE, A FREAKING HOUR, THEN I HAD A MATH TEST AND I FAILED SO HARD AND I SPENT LIKE ALL MORNING TODAY WORKING ON A SCHOOL PRESENTATION AND AGAIN FAILED MISERABLY, AND MY DAD WOULDN'T GVE ME A FREAKING PICTURE FOR MT PRESENTATION BECAUSE HE DIDN'T LOOK RIGHT.
Tam: oh god. why Sophie. why did you have to ask.
Me: im just getting a milkshake or something. *leaves*
Fitz: what are supposed to do?
Biana: i dunno, usually she tells us what to do
Linh: she tired okay? give her a second.
Me: *pops head back in* i am SO sorry, i forgot. here's your books read them. ugh my writing is so bland for this chapter, i cant even. *yeets the books into their laps* just goodbye
Tam: woah, she didn't even realize that she broke the fourth wall! does that mean we can break the wall?
Keefe: FREEDOM! *kicks down fourth wall* IM A CHARACTER FROM A BOOK SERIES AND AM LOVED BY FANGIRLS ALL OVER THE PLANET. THE FOURTH WALL HAS BEEN BROKEN MY GIRLS! COME TO ME!
Keefe Fangirls: *flood the room* KEEFE SENCEN! KEEFE SENCEN! cause why not
Sophie: i feel like nothing will make sense in this chapter
Keefe: okay okay! there's enough Keefe to go around!
Keefe fangirls: *literally tearing his shirt off*
Tam: hey! no fair! TAM FANGIRLS, I SUMMON YOU
Tam fangirls: *appear* TAM SONG! TAM SONG!
Keefe: BaNgS bOy GeTs FaNgIrLs To?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
Dex: i just wanna try... Dex Fangirls? *enire fandom appears and Tam and Keefe's fangirls abandon them*
All Fangirls: DEX DIZZNEE! DEX DIZZNEE!
Fitz: no fair! Fitz Fangirls! *one person appears*
Fitz Fangirl: *Fitz Vacker! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Fitz: YOU HAVE GO TO BE KIDDING ME
Dex: *crowd surfing on fangirls*
All Fangirls: DEX DIZZNEE IS TOUCHING US! DEX DIZZNEE IS TOUCHING US!
Fitz Fangirl: *weakly* go Fitz... *gets trampled by Fandom* ouch.
Me: *comes back fully refreshed and sees the mess* WHAT THE- *Rebuild the fourth wall and fangirls disappear*
Dex: *falls on his but* ow
Fitz: Dang it, i was this close to converting them!
Me: yeah right
Keefe and Tam: *pouting in the corner*
Me: did anyone read the book?
Girls: *raises hand*
Me: well then. opinions?
Linh: I feel so bad for you Sophie! Fintan's healing must have been so hard!
Sophie: *crying from reliving old memories*
Biana and Linh: *hugging Sophie:
Me: i was going to punish the boys-you know, except Dex- but maybe next chapter. bye!
i love that in this whole chapter, only three people read the book. and nobody saw them do it. this has taught me a lesson about never leaving kotlc characters alone, although this was kinda my fault for weakening the fourth wall.
