Me: i skipped this one in my ships chapter, so we're doin it now. i totally didn't skip it on purpose so it could be its own chapter.....
Tam: NO. NONONONO. NO WAY IN A MILLION YEARS! I WOULD DIE BEFORE THAT HAPPENED. I WOULD RATHER KISS-
Literally every girl in the room (including Me) except Biana: Biana?
Biana: *turns red* *mumbling under her breath* it better be...
Tam: um, i was going to say a muskog, but sure.
Fitz: no way-
Me: shut up Fitz no one cares whether or not you approve or whether or not Alden approves only Della's opinion matters.
Fitz: i should be insulted, but ive heard worse.
Me: *grins evilly* speaking of worse... *snaps finger and Tam and Keefe are tied together*
Tam: NO. N-O NO.
Keefe: i thought i was your favorite!
Me: *snorts* not a chance, Dex is waaaaaay better than you. HE IS A GOD.
Dex: does that mean i can leave?
Me: NO.
Me: MAYBE.
Dex: *packing his bags* im out! holds up home crystal*
Biana: WAIT! TAKE ME WITH YOU! *Tackles Dexs as he steps into the light*
Me: BIANA NO- welp, she's gone. WHY DOES NO ONE LISTEN TO ME.
Sophie: our home crystals work here?
Me: yeah, its a glitch im still working on-
Everyone except me: *Leaps away*
Me: no😢
Linh: i felt bad for you so i came back!
Me: yay!🙂 so reactions to Kam?
Linh: well, my brother and Keefe are enemies, so i don't think it would work.
Me: awwww.
