im in school guys. if I get punished because they caught me writing, its your fault. just wanted to let u know.
Me: remember Everbaze? meaning the book chapter for it that I did?
Keefe: Fourth wall broken?
Me: fourth wall stays
Fitz: dang it
Me: fiiiiiine. for Fitz, you get two miunites with you Fangirl. go nuts, there's only one
Fitz Fangirl: *slightly trampled but not defeated* Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Linh: she's so cute!
Fitz Fangirl: I ship Sofitz!
Biana: SHE'S A NIGHTMARE
Linh: SHE'S HORRIBLE I TAKE IT BACK
Dex: NASTY
Biana, Dex and Linh: BANISH HER
Me: I honestly dont care. *sarcasticly* but nice you asked so nicely- *banishes Her*
Fitz: really?!
Me: Meh. so I have to punish you boys now. Fitz- *evil smile* you have to face the Sokeefe shippers. FOR FIVE WHOLE MINUTES! *Fangs start to grow* oops. *bites Fitz*
Fitz: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Me: *bloody grin*
Sophie: doesn't he become a Vampire too now?
Me: im a young vampire, so he doesn't become one. instead, it makes him super weak. also poisoned. he won't die from the poison, but it will hurt like salt and lemon juice in a cut *shoves im in a room with Sokeefe shippers and the screams start*
Fitz: NO! NO! STOP!
Sokeefe shippers: YOU BROKE SOPHIE'S HEART! NOW WE BREAK YOU!
Fitz: *scream*
Me: that's his punishment! *evil grin* Now Keefe...
Keefe: you- you won't Hurt me! right!?
Me: we'll see...
