I Hate and Love Children

Babysitter Johnny Joestar

Johnny Joestar opens the door begrudgingly when the doorbell keeps ringing, revealing the large man with a toothy grin holding a baby wearing a beanie, making Johnny slams the door shut right after and shouts, "how did I forget about this?! Wait! Let me clean up the place!"

"But Johnny! Dio and I are going to be late to the airport!"

"Screw it Jonathan!"

With quick hands Johnny grabs the dirty laundry lying on the floor and he throws them to the laundry basket near the washroom, and after tidying up the magazines his husband Gyro left all around last night, he sighs and starts thinking of excuses of how he can't babysit his brother's children, and that's when he shouts the moment he sees Dio who is carrying two babies in his arms peering through the window, glaring at Johnny like he killed his whole family and Jonathan comes to the rescue by pulling Dio away.

"What the fuck?! That Dio is definitely worse than his brother Diego."

When the doorbell starts ringing, Johnny decided that it's easier to succumb to his fate and opens the door again, this time with both Jonathan and Dio at the door, with Ungalo in Jonathan's arms, Donatello and Rikiel in Dio's arms, and Giorno is holding to Jonathan's hand, standing.

"Are you done, Johnny Joestar? And I thought I will have to wait longer."

"Dio! You shouldn't be rude to someone that agreed to take care of our children!" Jonathan turns back to look at Johnny and smiles awkwardly, "I'm sorry that it's kinda a last minute request of us, but I'm glad you are around in town, and there seem to be no babysitters that are willing to sit all four of them."

"It's fine, how hard can it be?"

"We will come back after two days! I have written the instructions on some important notes on their habits and meal diet, so please take this, and these are their luggage, and this-"

"JoJo! We are very late."

"So, good luck Johnny, and I will see you in later!" the toddlers wave goodbye to their parents while Johnny sees the car drives off, and after the car is out of sight, Johnny enters the house with the four following him, Ungalo is wobbling around since he just learnt walking not too long ago, and Giorno is staring at his brother to ensure he doesn't fall down. When Johnny enters the guest room, he places down the luggage bags and he turns to look at them, "did you boys have breakfast?"

Giorno nods while Donatello asks, "can we like, have seconds?" making his brother Rikiel drools from the mention of food and he stares at Johnny with wide eyes, which makes their uncle groans and complains, "no. We will have lunch out, since I'm too tired to cook and take care of all of you, and dinner will be prepared by your Uncle Gyro."

"I love Uncle Gyro's pasta."

"Pasta! Pasta!"

"So right now, go and watch the TV while I clean the place. Giorno, I leave you in charge when I'm busy."

Donatello whines about not being able to be in charge, and Giorno just carries Ungalo into his arms a little shakily and he walks out of the room while saying, "let's go to the living room," and Rikiel follows Giorno diligently. Soon Donatello follows reluctantly and Johnny sighs at the list of to-dos he has in mind, "just when I thought I can have a quiet rest day, shit."

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Getting four toddlers to get ready on time and peacefully is an impossible mission.

Right now Johnny is wondering if it will be better if he just orders takeaway instead, but it's too late now, since Donatello is constantly screaming about going out when he revealed the plan this morning. I should have thought of the pros and cons before telling them my plans. They finally reach the family restaurant just a few minutes walk away from his house, and when he pushes open the glass door while carrying Ungalo with Rikiel holding on to his hand, Donatello sprints towards the podium and waves to the hostess, "hi pretty lady!"