Kendra's Pov
Ok so she's still laughing
And I'm starting to get annoyed but I can wait for her to finish I guess
"Ugh can you tell your friend to shut up" Micheal groans
So I guess he can't wait
" Tori please say something you've been laughing for 5 mins" I beg. Ok maybe it's not up to five minutes but still it's too long
She finally stops laughing. Thank God
"Kendra you don't have to lie about it. I'm your Best friend, I won't judge you sweetie" she cooes
What the heck is she talking about?
" I think your friend has finally lost it. Makes sense I mean she has been your friend for a long time that's another type of torture" Michael oh so kindly says. I just ignore him because I'm a mature person and I don't just give in to fights
Ok so maybe I kind of gave him the middle finger subtly but A for effort!
"Um Tori what are you talking about?"
She sighs and says "you don't have to pretend. I know your imaginary friend is back. Or is it a new one? "
" Oh no that's not-" I start to say but Michael cuts me off
"you better go with or else I'll make you fall in the toilet and it won't be empty" he seethes
........
Geez
Um that was something........
" Yeahhhhh I have an imaginary friend" I say. I'm so ashamed of myself right now
" Ooooh what's his name?" She looks excited for me, it's weird
I mean I don't want to lie to her completely so I guess saying his actual name won't hurt. "Michael"
Speaking of Micheal, he hasn't really said anything honestly, he just looks bored
Serves him right for being a jerk
How dare him threaten me with poop!
"Is he cute?" She asks sitting up
Michael perks up at that. He looks at me and smirks
"Meh he's alright" I shrug and his smirks dies down
Ha!
"Wait why'd you assume he's a boy" I ask furrowing my eyebrows
She rolls her eyes and says "come on I know you well enough to know that you won't waste your imagination on girls"
Michael snorts at that
Oooowkayyyyy
" Remember the time you were saving money for you and Dylan Sprouse's wedding? And you sent him the invitation through email? I don't even know how you got his email address. I mean-"
" Anywaaaaaaay" I cut her off " let's talk about something else
"Oh my goodness" Micheal wheezes " you are something else. First it's your imaginary friend, now it's you planning your wedding with a celebrity that's like ten years older than you"
Ok so like maybe that was a bit crazy but like I was going through a phase!!!! Stop judging meee
I just glare at him and ignore not because he has my life in his hands or anything
I'm still shaking from the poop threat
" Ok ok I'll talk about something else. Soo what are you and William doing for your date?" Tori asks bringing out snacks from her bag
Oooh Pringles
I help myself to the can
"Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don't want to talk about your date with pruny William" Michael complains
" He's not pruny!" I shout. What does the word pruny mean anyway?
Tori gives me a knowing look
Yeah this isn't embarrassing at all
" We haven't discussed anything yet. Maybe after School" I answer
She starts to say something but then the bell rings. It's been 30 minutes already??? I guess almost telling your best friend that you have a guardian angel makes you lose track of time
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Ok so I couldn't get a hold of William after school. He's In the debate team so I guess they had some after school activities or something. He's so smart
"If you don't get your head out of your dream world. You could run into a trash can or better yet get hit by a car. Not that I'm complaining about either one of them" Michael oh so kindly breaks me out from my daydream. He's so nice...... NOT!
"Well it's kind of your job to stop either on one of those things" I snap back and he just rolls his eyes.
Michael doesn't talk much just to insult me or tell me when to dodge you know things that could potentially kill me.
"Mom I'm home!" I shout my daily words but I go upstairs immediately and Micheal follows after. We go to my room and I close my door
"So far today, I saved you from the class rabbit, the chemicals in the science lab, what were you thinking?" Michael says and I just shrugged
" Anyways" he continues " I saved you from the locker almost smashing your nose, saved you from the eagle that tried to carry you away annnnd so far so good"
" Yada yada yada, you just listed my everyday life" I say rolling my eyes
" Now I believe you're my guardian angel and all but I want to know everything I mean everything.no lies mister" I say in the most serious way I could and if you know me very well you'll know it's not that serious.
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It's been almost a year
I'm so sorry
I've been busy with school and all that
Then there's writers block
Annnnnd I've been feeling kind of self conscious about my book but oh well
And I'm kinda lazy 😂
But I'll try to update more
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Paranormal"aaaaah, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY BEDROOM!" I asked still clutching my towel " xup I'm Michael. your guardian angel" the boy says extending his hands to shake " What do you mean my guarding angel...
