Recap:
"There's a boy on your bed. Why is there a fucking boy in here"
Shit. Think Kendra think
Ok got it
"He's a homeless Japanese*
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I got looks from both Kendrick and Micheal
Michael just gives me a disappointed look and shakes his head and Kendrick just looks at me in confusion
Why am I always in this situation?
Kendra's Pov:
"A homeless Japanese?" Kendrick asks "he looks Korean"
Micheal snorts at that
"Same thing. Anyways I found him on the street crying and since I'm such a nice and wonderful person, I brought him here" I lie. It's not really a lie, I am nice and wonderful
Michael just rolls his eyes. I think he has forgotten that Kendrick can see him or he just doesn't care. I suspect the latter.
"You spat on a puppy last week" Kendrick points out
"It bit me!"
"That's disgusting" Micheal says. I don't get how he's so calm about this. And isn't he supposed to be Korean " I mean geukyeom"
I just roll my eyes. Idiot.
"Anyways, I've had time to reflect since then, and I'm doing better"
"You commented on our cousins picture on Twitter 'you look like a big,fat lolipop" he adds "and that was this morning"
" She was dressed as a ballerina and I was complimenting her"
Micheal just shook his head
Again.
" Whatever. What I'm trying to say is I'm trying to be a good person and what better way to do that than to help a homeless Chinese boy"
"don't you mean Korean?" Kendrick furrows his eyebrows
" Same thing"
"Well I'm going to get mom and we're going to discuss young lady"
" Ew. Don't call me that" I grimace
Kendrick doesn't answer just does that I'm watching you gesture to Micheal and I. And of fucking course lives the door open.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck fuck!" I couldn't help but exclaim
" I feel like you could add a few more fucks" Michael points out
Sitting down calmly. Scrolling his stupid phone thingy
"Fuck you! Why are you so calm about this?" I ask him pacing around my room
" Because I just got a message from Linux" he shows me his phone thingy
* Hello students of Linux, the elders and teachers has been talking and we've decided that we need to update the assignments. So now you can be seen by the earthly mortals. Enjoy the rest of your year!*
"What the fuck is this?"
"Do you always have to cuss? And that means people can actually see me now"
" Well duhhhh. I mean why? "
" Why didn't just say why? " He rolls his eyes " and a homeless Japanese? You couldn't have thought of something better?"
"I didn't see you helping"
" That's not my job. My job is protect from chocking on a cereal"
" Fuck you. Just act like a Korean boy who has lost everything and we'll be fine"
" Kendra! Honey! Please come downstairs!" My mom shouts.
Michael smirks
"Well this should be fun"
Dick.
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"So honey, who's your friend?" My mom asks. We're all sitting in the living room except Michael who's standing like a fucking body guard
"This is Michael" I gesture towards Micheal to sit but he just ignores me.
"And where did you meet Micheal"
"On the street. On my way from school"
"And you brought him here why?"
"He was crying and he told me how his parents were killed and he was kidnapped by his parents killers and brought here to America and he escaped"
"How did he escape?"
" They had an accident?"
" Uhuh but I thought he's Japanese"
" Korean actually" Kendrick pipes up from where he's sitting
" Uh yeah. So how did he manage to tell you all that?"
"He was talking like this 'parents killed, brought here by killers. Killers died' you know. And why'd you assume he doesn't speak English?"
" Mmh" my says skeptically then turns to Michael
" Ileumi Meo eyo?"
Of course she fucking speaks Korean she's a linguistics teacher.
Michael had better not fucking blow this up
"Jeoneun Micheai ieyo" Micheal answers
Wow he can actually speak Korean. Why does it sound so sexy? Snap out of it Kendra!
"Yeong eo halsu isseoyo?"my mom asks again
"yaggan-ui yeong-eo" Micheal answers.
"Ok ok ok. Can we all speak English now? Thank you" Kendrick says looking bored out of his mind.
While I'm just sitting, thinking of how sexy Micheal sounds. It's like his voice sounds deeper.
Suddenly Micheal walks to where my mom is sitting and says something in Korean I assume. My mom looks dazed for a second then shakes her head and says
" Micheal will be staying with us from now. I'll look for a way to enroll him to your school. Micheal is a part of this family now"
Kendrick and I just give her a " TF? " Expression
I'm quick to recover from the shock.
"Wow thanks mum"
" Kendra I'm so proud of you for doing the right thing" my mom gushes.
" Ok this is so weird" my brother complains " so you believe this bullshit?"
I'm surprised too but whatever
" Language Kendrick. And what's wrong with helping a young boy in need?"
" Anyways. Kendrick you have to do your homework" I say to Kendrick
" What? I've already done my assignment" Kendrick frowns
" The extra one you decided to do" realization Dawnns on his face
" Oh fuck no!"
"Language Kendrick" my mom scolds
"Oh mum, remember that time I almost got hit by a truck? It-"
"I was so worried about her! " Kendrick glares at me "anyways Kendra's right, I have an extra assignment"
"You left it on the table in my room" I say sweetly and he growls and walks away.
Sigh.i love me. Micheal stares and me and shakes his head. He keeps doing that.
"Sweetie, I'm going to see my friend at the coffee shop be good. Bye kids" my says and leaves.
And then there were two.
I turned to Micheal that's still standing like a body guard "So what'd you say to my mom that suddenly made to let you stay. Because I know she didn't believe my story"
" No shit. Your story was stupid. I just told her that what you said was true and every other lie you will tell regarding me, is what she'll believe" he shrugs.
Wait....
"Did you fucking bewitch my mom?!"
"No. I just made her obey my command"
"That doesn't make it fucking better! "
" Will you stop being dramatic. I helped you didn't I?" He says and walks away
I think that's his way of being nice?
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Ileumi Meo eyo: what's your name?
Jeoneun Micheai ieyo: my name is Michael.
Yeong eo halsu isseoyo: can you speak English?
yaggan-ui yeong-eo: a little English
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