south park boyfriend scenarios

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(Yes my little chickadees I am back to continue this, please enjoy)
What dating Stan entails

-Having to deal with Randy's shit.

-Wendy trying to convince you to dump him.

-Going to alcoholics anonymous with him and actually trying to make a change for each other.

-Volunteering at pet shelters (Canonically Stan is a HUGE animal advocate).

-Hanging out with Kyle constantly even if it gets annoying.

-Dealing with his mood swings and not the other way around.

-Bonding with Shelly and Sharon cause they see you're actually a good influence on Stan.

-Dates will always either be near anywhere they hold animals or with alcohol.

-Getting into football so you can cheer him on at games.

-Stealing his clothes.

-Going on random ass adventures with him and his friends.

-Being serenaded and hearing him talk about how "it's cheesy but I wish the gang and I were still a boy band".

-Being one of his biggest fans and supporters when he needs it.

-But also putting him in place when he does some genuine jackassery.

-And of course loving Sparky possibly more than you love him but it's ok since he's the same way.