south park boyfriend scenarios

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He asks you out

~Eric~
After months of being stalked by this fuckwad Y/N grew somewhat close to Cartman, every friday they'd meet up at a fastfood restaurant, order every item on the menu, eat, and then go chuck rocks at cars to see who can make more cars crash within an hour. Yes he did stalk you everyday you guys weren't hanging out but you cut the guy some slack and soon enough you gained something like a tolerance mixed with a crush towards him. It was finally friday and for some reason you were more excited than usual, like you had a 6th sense telling you something was gonna happen today, as you made your way to taco bell you noticed your normal booth wasn't covered in food like usual and that fat blob you've known as your friend wasn't there, just a bunch of sauce packets horribly spelling out "fckr wll u go out wth me" it took you 15 minutes to tell it was actually saying that, when you realized it said this you started laughing thinking this was a practical joke, this pissed Cartman off, he poured his tiny heart out to you in fire sauce packets and you just laugh at it, he wanted revenge, but instead in a petty tantrum he dumped nachos on your head, you guys ended fighting and got kicked out and banned just like with K.F.C, he was still pissed off so you wanted to find out why, and that's when you found out he wasn't joking around and he actually liked you, you thought "well fuck it, I'll give him a chance"....you were teased for weeks by him after saying yes even though he liked you back.

~Kyle~
Months after you guys met you both decided to meet up at Starks pond to catch up on stuff that happened with each other after camp, you saw this as just two friends hanging out but Kyle saw this as a date, and it being Kyle he had to make a big deal about it. He dressed up nicely and even had a spa day just to see you, he made a small picnic so you guys wouldn't have to go to some fast food restaurant and even got you a bouquet of your favorite flowers, while he came in his nicest green v-neck and his cleanest blue jeans that shaped his sculpted butt, you came in sweat pants, a dirty/nasty-ass shirt, with your hair all ratty, ok ok so to explain, you were sick but still wanted to see Kyle, you attempted to get ready and look somewhat decent but instead you looked like you didn't give a fuck about seeing him, also the sweat pants are because A). They're comfy and B). You heard south park was a cold town and wanted to keep warm. Unlucky you it was hot as balls that day so while Kyle came looking like the future husband every mom wants their daughter to marry, you came looking like you rolled out of bed and into a gutter before seeing him, luckily for you Kyle is only slightly shallow so instead of being extremely grossed out by you he was only slightly grossed out and the other half of him worried if you were going through a mental break down, you guys had your little picnic and caught up and despite you being sick you had a wonderful time......well until the fucker tried kissing you, look he's good looking and all but bitch you're sick! And also he didn't even ask! So you slapped him, he freaked out and explained that he thought this was a date and that the timing was right, you told him you didn't know it was a date, you're sick, and the timing might've been right but he had to ask first next time.....wait NEXT TIME. Kyle heard you say next time and his little overdramatic heart filled with joy, this confirmed you liked him but he learned not to jump to conclusions and decided to finally man up and asked if you liked him and would date him, you did have a slight crush on him but honestly thought he was a little pathetic, even still you said yes to both, you felt bad for the guy and wanted to see him smile.

~Stan~
Y/N and Stan were currently sitting in the back of his dad's pick-up truck drinking from his flask and talking about life, you were cuddled up to him due to the fact it was cold as shit and he had the warmest coat in the world, he was trying to tell himself that he hated being cuddled up to you and that he wasn't into you but he was just lying to himself, in all honesty he was obsessed with you and couldn't get you out of his head like a bad song, but he was scared you would be just like Wendy, cheating on him and breaking up with him constantly, he didn't want that so he was trying to push away his feelings for you, but of course you had to drop the bomb on him that you felt like you and him could be more than friends, he didn't know how to react, he was scared, he was nervous, he....he threw up, not on you luckily, he puked over the side of the truck, he wasn't sure if it was from nervousness or from the booze but either way he was embarrassed, Y/N took this as him saying he didn't like them and tried to play it off like a joke but after he cleaned his mouth he kissed them, Y/N being drunk and vulnerable immediately kissed back, when they pulled away he properly asked them out, they said yes.