south park boyfriend scenarios

~9~

What dates with him are like.

~Eric~
The dates you have with him are pure fun, you act like little badasses, you storm walmart for snackies and harass little kids, you usually trap them under carts and Eric will pretend like he's gonna crush them. When you're done there you play fast-food roulette, basically you took that spinner from the game of life and labelled each color as a fast food place, you each spin once (eyes closed) and if it's the same you go to that restaurant, if it's different you do insult battles, whoever is hurt first loses and you go to the winners restaurant, the loser gets more of the food to keep them from crying. You finish the date at his house, watching shitty movies and eating snackies while you cuddle.

~Kyle~
Dates with Kyle are strategically planned like clockwork, he has set plans and times and if dates don't go as planned he'll have a fucking seizure... nah but he'll be extremely disappointed you can't experience everything awesome he has planned. A normal date would be him taking you to a nice, kind of cheap restaurant since he doesn't have much money but still wants to make you swoon, he'd dress nice as fuck and usually had a whole spa day just for you, he'd borrow his dad's car to pick you up for the date and would like spoil you in affection. After that he would take you to the movies, you and him would watch the worst rom-com and regret it because it sucks ass, then he'd walk you home, his weak ass would try to kiss you at the door but chicken out so you have to make the first move, he'd complain about you being too rough before leaving.

~Stan~

Dates with Stan are like childhood best friends hanging out together. You'd walk to his house where he'd have a game day feast ready (most of your dates happen when football games are on), he'd also have an extension cord running from inside to the back of his pick-up truck so you guys can watch the game in private. It's cute, you guys eat food while cuddling under blankets, drinking beer, and cheering for your favorite team, you guys make bets that are just fun and whenever the team scores you get kisses. You end up asleep on him.

~Kenny~
With Kenny dates are simple but make your heart melt either way. Kenny doesn't have money which makes him feel like shit so he has to try his best to woo you without money, even if that means planning weeks ahead and asking favors from everyone, doing odd jobs in return for help with the date. He'd plan a picnic at the park since he'd want you as far away as possible from his and your families, all your attention should be on him, also since his home life is shit he really wouldn't want you around it. Dates just stay with you talking and eating, him trying hard to impress you while avoiding dying, he kisses you as he takes you home, you refuse to let him in and as he goes home he ends up dying but it grateful that he died before you could see it.

~Butters~
Dates with Butters are usually planned by you since he's a shy boy but also because most of the time he's grounded. You usually take him to your ranch house, cook for him, and then hang out in your garden, when it gets late you stay inside and cuddle while watching Hello Kitty storytime (shoutout to anyone who knows it!).

~Craig~
Your dates are... STELLAR.
Kill me please, ok so yeah your dates are usually consist of you sitting on his roof, eating snackies, and watching the stars, he loves the way your eyes get wide when you see the stars or when he points out planets that you can see closely.

~Tweek~
Your dates with him are sweet and simple, holding him back from raiding the nurses break room for coffee, him petting snickers (your therapy dog), and cuddling under the blankets in his hospital bed.

(Sorry for taking so long with this! I ran out of ideas!)