south park boyfriend scenarios

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What dating Kenny entails

-Suffering through his constant horniness and sexual jokes.

-Gaining weird ass kinks due to his kinky nature.

-Loving Karen as if she was your own sister or child.

-Knowing about his deaths and letting him vent to you about the pain.

-Becoming friends with Jesus and Satan since you visit them a lot.

-BIG ASS CRUSH ON MYSTERION.

-LIKE SERIOUSLY YOU WANT HIM TO DICK YOU DOWN.

-NO REALLY LIKE YOU PUT OUT FOR HIM WHEN HE'S IN HIS MYSTERION COSTUME.

-You're best friends with Butters since they were close friends.

-Small and cheap dates but they mean the world to both of y'all.

-Getting into Nascar for him and getting him fan stuff about Nascar.

-Him keeping a photo album of you guys of his phone that's actually really sweet.

-He tries to impress you everyday in little ways.

-Watching porn just for fun at this point.

-Letting him stay at your place for the night cause his dad sucks major donkey dick.

-Being constantly impressed by his random skills from cooking to singing.

-You trying to help him study but him just making out with you instead.

-Hoodies!