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What dating Kyle entails

-Study dates whether you're failing a class or not.

-picking on Cartman about his weight

-learning about Judaism to impress his mom

-his mom hating you because you're dating her BAAAAAAAAAABYYYYYYYYYY

-Ike having the biggest crush on you, telling Kyle he's your real boyfriend, and you going along because he was an adorable boi-o

-always having to take Ike on dates because he pulls that "I'll tell mom" bullshit

-Gerald being ok with you because you were into dolphins

-always hanging out with Stan even on anniversaries

-people telling Stan you're dating Kyle, thinking Stan and Kyle are dating and you're the side person.

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