south park boyfriend scenarios

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What dating Cartman entails

-junk food binges every week
-trying out new foods from different cultures
-getting along a little too well with his mom
-him constantly trying to get you jealous by bringing up Kyle and Heidi
-fighting and then making up by eating
-helping him with his horrible grammar
-also helping with his self image
-unintentionally insulting Kyle
-dealing with his daddy issues
-dealing with his mommy issues
-dealing with his issues in general
-convincing him to go to therapy
-telling him all the latest gossip
-always with him and the gang
-gaining a random hatred for butters
-never eating anything he makes (cause of what he did to Scott Tennerman or however the fuck you spell it)
-stealing his clothes
-listening to his hitler rants but not really paying attention
-noticing Kenny dies and revives everyday
-gaining a lot of weight

That's it, i have a lot more but like i don't want to over fill the page.