south park boyfriend scenarios

~14~

What dating Butters entails

-Him always at your house cause his parents suck.

-Helping him get emancipated by getting him a job and having your guardian (who's a lawyer) take his case to court.

-Basically living with him while the court stuff gets sorted out.

-Bunches of hello kitty plushies and watching anything with Hello Kitty.

-Defending him from bullies.

-Free trips to Hawaii so he can introduce you to his people.

-A lot of cooking and being cute.

-He teaches you how to dance.

-Saying I love you almost every second of the day.

-Him begging you to get a pet with him.

-You two get baby frogs and at first he's creeped out by them but now he'll curb stomp anyone who hurts them.

-Learning coping mechanisms to help him deal with his anger, he doesn't get angry often but when he does it's scary.

-Gardening all the time!