"The bee movie is the most fucked up kids movie . It has severe undertones of incest, communism and capitalism. Not to mention a million mental disorders and self harm references. And a bee causing a car crash which is obviously chaos theory. Barry has Stockholm syndrome. And he is more attracted to Vanessa when homegirl fuckin stabs herself with a fork on purpose. We can't forget the immense amount of sex jokes. Suing the human race. Shooting a beloved cartoon character. And a suicide pact. Fun. And then suddenly all animals can speak. And Vanessa's boyfriend is just very obviously gay."
"What the fuck Alex?"
"I'm reading my Wattpad rant out loud"
"Hoe why aren't you hungover?"
"3 cups of my regular coffee in the morning and a red bull"
"Fuckin dick"
"Are you mad I'm not hungover?"
"Yes!"
"Obviously!"
"Also Angie you might wanna check on your boyfriend"
"WHAT!"
"He's sleeping with a life size mannequin of Shrek"
"Is that my Shrek?"
"Yes Peggy and your girlfriend is sleeping with Barry the bee"
"I'm taking pictures"
"John, are you cheating on me with Shrek?"
"What?"
"No not you she's talking to JC"
"Ohh, wait what?"
"I got pictures"
"Ohhhh"
"Im making T-shirts out of them"
"What are we gonna do with those in our house?"
"Keep them"
"Dear god"
"If Laf and Herc are fucking in my house again I swear to god"
"Calm down we're here"
"Laf why are you under the couch?"
"And why is Herc on the fridge?"
"The magic of drinking?"
"Alex have you looked in the mirror?"
"Nah I just ran a brush through my hair, why?"
"Uhhhh"
"What is it"
"Well"
"Why the fuck do I have a septum piercing?"
"Maria!"
"Did you give me a septum piercing?"
"Uhh you wanted one"
"I was drunk!"
"So was I!"
"Well I think you look hot"
"Thanks babe"
"Ugh, get a room"
"I've had enough of people fucking in my house thank you very much"
"Daddy chill"
"Where's Aaron?"
"AAARONNNN!"
"Fucking hell Peggy we're all hungover"
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FanfictionSevere commitment issue here! Soo I can't stay focused on one book for and overtly long time so this is gonna be better because I can actually focus and do good shit. Don't read the first 12 chapters they're pure shit. I will put trigger warning s ...
