Finally, the end of finals week. It was now Friday night at the Schuyler's house and despite their pass mistakes they had not learned their lesson from the first god awful hangover. In other words they were planning to get totalled. But not yet, they wanted to watch a few movies before they killed their small amount of remaining brain cells that could comprehend tv or english for that matter.
"So what do you guys wanna watch?"
"As our first movie?"
"How about the bee movie?"
"Watching a guy get dumped over a fucking bug is the most ridiculous yet hilarious thing I've ever seen of heard of. Let's do it"
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"Three days of high school and three days of college..."
"I wish it was that short"
"Same here"
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"Top secret formula"
"Bees vomit into each other's mouths to make honey"
"Kinky"
"Laf no"
"What I'm trying to say is imagine being a bee not knowing how to make honey and then your partner who's been there for 1 day try's vomiting into your mouth"
"Yikes"
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"That girl was hot"
"She's my cousin!"
"Oh she is?"
"Yes we're all cousins!"
"Sweet home Alabama I guess"
"I have stopped functioning"
"Did you ever function in the first place?"
"Stfu"
"Did you really actually say 'stuh-fuh'"
"Yes"
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"Oh no more humans. I don't need this."
"Mood"
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"These are winter boots"
"Yeah no shit Sherlock"
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"He is here I sense it"
"What the fuck even is this"
"A cinematic masterpiece now hush"
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"I'm watching a dude fight a bee with a thumbtack"
"Who came up with this?"
"Make it make sense"
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"Are about to be launched from my iguana?"
"Did I hear that shit right?"
"That doesn't even make sense!"
"The plot of this movie is a bee falling for a human"
"Fair point"
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"I'm helping him sue the human race"
"I wish I could do the same"
"I don't even"
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FanfictionSevere commitment issue here! Soo I can't stay focused on one book for and overtly long time so this is gonna be better because I can actually focus and do good shit. Don't read the first 12 chapters they're pure shit. I will put trigger warning s ...
