Lams stories

Chapter 7

Tw: none :)

Narrator:

After a long day of classes and wanting to kill various classmates and teachers, everyone decided to hang out on the weekend instead so they could go cry themselves to sleep.

Herc's POV:

I was finally back from classes when I remembered 

Shit I forgot pizza

Laf: wanna go grab pizza?

Me: yea sure let's go

Laf: I had a feeling you would forget

Me: *smiles and laughs*

He wrote a note for  guys

We walked out of the building walking toward the pizza place when I looked over at Laf and he had that devilish smile on his face

Me: what?

Laf: *nods toward bar*

Me: what about Alex and John?

Laf: I think they can walk to a pizza place by themselves 

Me: let's go

(Wink wink)

Johns PoV:

Alex: the last time I slept was like 10 years ago, my brain cells hurt from working.

Me: could be the fact you spent lunch banging your head into a wall

Alex: fair point

Me: where are the guys?

Alex: they left a note 

Alex: *reads note and blushes, and then anxiously throws it in the trash*

Me: what did it say?

Alex: Laf and Herc went out

I snatched the note out of the bin and read it 

Fucking hell laf 

Alex: so what you wanna do?

Me: wouldn't mind doing what they recommend 

Alex: what 

Me: what nothing 

Alex:if you say so

John: wanna grab something to eat?

Alex: yea sure

Time skip to when they're back at home eating pizza

Me: Alex?

Alex: yea what's up?

Me: wasn't the assignment to write a one page essay?

Alex:...yeahhh

Me: how many pages have you written?

Alex:.....51

Me:51!?

Me: Alex that's way more than you need to, relax

Alex: ok fine, I'm gonna turn it in.*clicks button*

Me: so what do you wanna do?

Alex: don't you need to start the assignment?

Me: essay typer

Alex: smart, but you sure he's gonna fall for it.

Me: yeah sure take a look yourself

Alex: *reads essay*

Alex: decent

Me: told you

Alex: so what do wanna do?

Me: set something on fire

Alex: like what?

Me: every trump supporter in the universe 

Alex: mood

Me: hey why do people always say 'your going to hell' if your gay or something.

Alex: oH nO wHaT wIlL i Do WiTh ThE oThEr HoMoSeXuAlS 

Me:* laughs*

Alex: our writer fucking sucks at writing conversation cause they're  so socially awkward.

Me: what 

Alex: what

Eliza's PoV:

Angie: Peggy no

Peggs: you couldn't stop me from burning down someone's house

Angie: I obviously could

Peggs: what if I burnt down an abandoned factory at six in the morning 

Angie: then I'd assume you were on cocaine 

(Time skip)

Should I call someone to let them know where I am? they won't stop talking about the most fucked up crimes.

Peggs: if you injected someone with a syringe of air they'd die of heart attack making it look like natural causes 

Me: plus it wouldn't show up in the autopsy 

Angie: what the fuck-

Hercs pov:

I can't find my socks, but it was worth it (wink wink)

Lafs PoV: 

I can't fucking walk

Thomas's PoV :

James: what are you doing?

Me: lighting an Armenian candle and praying for someone's death

James: okayyy

James: wait you're not Armenian  

Me: yeah, might not work

James:*kisses on forehead*

James: imma finish my essay, have fun

Narrator: 

Alex and John have defended into lunacy with their absurd topics of conversations 

Alex: what would be your signature thing as a serial killer?

John: drawing a smiley face on the victims face with permanent marker

Alex: that's fucked up, I love it

John: how about you?

Alex: painting with their blood, or taking a drop of blood, putting it in a glass bottle and wearing it

John: damn, imagine buying a painting with blood 

Alex: pretty sure there's one on wish, or eBay 

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They have resorted to looking up weird stuff on eBay and reading weird reviews 

John: that's just gross

Alex: who would sell a used cotton bud

Review: great urn, good for scaring people, whenever someone comes over like a friend or the mailman or something like that. I just fill the urn with brown sugar and say ' it's my uncle Albert he tastes pretty good' and they'll run away screaming  

John: that's fucking hilarious

Alex:the finest sense of humour 

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They have now resorted to watching 'would you rather' the horror movie 

Aarons PoV:

* on call with Angie *

Elizas PoV:

So I guess Peggs was right, you can kill someone in 15 ways without getting caught 

Huh