What A Drag

Chapter thirty one: purple

I'd like to thank my lazy friend who gave no shit on fixing the mistakes she made while editing the photo lol.

"Ew...I look weird" "come on Izuku! Let me seee" Hari shouted as he banged on the door making Izuku sigh before he opened the door "Bitch-get the towel off your head" "no" "don't make me snatch it as if it was some bitches weave" "no I don't want to-" "and wig snatched" Hari said as he removed the towel.

"It don't look bad, it looks nice" Hari said smiling before ruffling Izuku's hair "where's my bracelet?" Hari said before shoving Izuku away who groaned "oh my god-it's in that little box" "heal the world?" Hari read the box that was yellow with a earth painted on the top that had the words 'heal the world' "song name" "huh" Hari opened the box seeing some bracelets and necklaces.

"Ah ha! Found you bitch" Hari said before putting on the bracelet making his arrow hair turn into regular long white hair. "Oh wow your hair is actually long" "yep, man I love this bracelet, you should make more"

"Quirk cancelling bracelets are already made so they wouldn't accept mine even tho the 'creator' had taken my idea but who cares" " I still don't know why you don't murder him" "cuz he's not worthy"

"Bitch he cheated" "so?" "KILL HIM" "no, it doesn't matter" "at least burn his house down" "no Hari" "kill his cat" "no!" "His sister?" "No h-" "HIS MOM" "no!"

"Whatever, let me just get a liga and we'll open that box" "cool"

Izuku was on the bed frowning as he looked at himself in the hand mirror 'why did I ever agree to this...'. "Whoa, what happened to your hair?" Izuku turned to see Dabi who touches Izuku's hair and smelling it making Izuku frown "Ew what the hell-" "smells like hair dye" "obviously you idiot".

"Why purple" "Cuz it was the cheapest" "are you serious?" "No" "oh-" "you again? Izuku let me find out this your new man" Hari said as he closed the door "no he's not-" "I'm his soon to be husband" "BITCH WHAT-SIS I BETTER BE THE BRIDES MAID" Hari said violently shaking Izuku "I'm not getting married"

"Wow, you suck" "why are you here?" Izuku said looking at Dabi "just thought I'd stop by to see you" "We'll you already did, now go home" "are you two new to this thing or like????" "No" the two both said "ok then like-" "shut up, just open the damn box" "right"

"What's the box all about?" "It's this thing we made before Hari had left, it has some things we had put and we were supposed to open it till we're adults but Hari right here it's very inpatient so we're opening it, by the way this was made like..three years....three four years ago Cuz we were  thirteen so I really don't know what's in there" "oh"

"Oh my god the tape is here!" Hari said taking the tape out. "Oh-" "we'll watch it later but first let's see what we put here".

"Anyways look, it's that own dildo keychain I got from the liquor" "ew what the fuck-" "ima hang it on my keys" "still surprised that guy let you buy that" "that's cuz I was hot" "no you weren't you had braces" "bitch those braces only made me hotter".

"That's some weird keychain" "yeah, Hari was already a weird horny kid back then" "no I wasn't! I was just weird" "at least I got the weird part right" "shut the fuck up Izuku because look what's in here" Hari said making both Dabi and Izuku look.

Hari showed them a small plastic pag that had sunflower petals and some of daisies inside too that were dried out. "Can't believe you actually saved these" "where were they from?" He asked "remember that kid you had a crush back then and he would give one every Friday" "ohhh what was his name?" "I don't remember I have bad memory" "bruh"

"Look! You out one of your cds here" "oh, let me see" "Crystal Ball, Oh! I knew I didn't lose you" Izuku said with a smile. "Oh look, our friend ship bracelets" "oh wow, give me one" "k" "letters!" "Yeah let's not open those, their mine and are cringe" "lol, let's see...omg dude-read the paper that's with the pencil" Hari said

'Toya's pencil, he let me use it :)'

"Oh my god-" "SO ITS TOYA! Ahxkshz-so you ended up liking the kid that would trip you in the halls and dump their drinks on you and then just walk with you after school or on the way to class like he did nothing" "I guess, I was still a kid back then" "he was like...I think...wit he was in his twenties- TWENTY TWO!" "Think so, he only went to our class on Fridays because that's when we did our weird training, wasn't he like some assistant there?" "I honestly don't know"

"Damn you really like him, bitch he was older than you" "shut up" "k....oh look, some snow globes" "I remember we got them for each other on Christmas" "look, some photos of us" "ew...."

"Lol, let's look at the tape!" "Sure"

"Ok! Ready to see our old cringe Izuku?" Hari asked Dabi who just laughed making Izuku throw a pillow at him "what?" "Stop it, I was never cringe" "you were, now shut up it's starting"

"What are we supposed to say?" Izuku asked Hari who shrugged " I don't know, whatever you want I guess" "I want to go home" "not that you stupid slut!" "IM NOT A SLUT" "SHHH, anyways IM HARI! This is Izuku, he's a nerd, I don't know if he'll still be one when he's older" "I'm not a nerd" "anyways! What are you guys up to?" "Does Izuku still like older men?" "I NEVER LIKED OLDER MEN!"

"Shhh don't lie to yourself" "anyways-" "hey losers!" "Oh look it's your boyfriend" "he's not my boyfriend" "hey cupcake" "hi"

"And there I go third wheeling again..." "what are you two doing?" "Making a video for our crusty older self" Hari said "cool, I guess"

The boy with the white hair just stared into the camera before tilting his head and smiling "well I hope I got to marry this mouse right here" he said messing with Izuku's hair who's cheeks were pink "can I be the brides maid! I BETTER HAVE BEEN THE BRIDES MAID!"

"I'm not even gay..." "Sure you aren't" the two said making Izuku's eyes widened "Wait so do you like this nerd?" "I'm not a nerd-" "sure, he's cute" "I thought you were straight" "wowww definitely planning the wedding!" "Whatever bye you too, don't stay here for long" "we won't" "isn't he too old for you?..." Hari whispered "shut up you like my dad" "oh right-"

"Shxhdkzh-lol" "No really I thought he was straight-" "you said you weren't gay" Hari said "right...." "you were still closeted lol"

"Any who, I'm gonna go and let y'all be cheesy, I'll go sleep with your dad" "please dont".