Author: *blows trumpets* welcome reader of the fourth wall! 'Tis I .. the author. Okay let me cut the crap, welcome to my QnA chapter which I'm doing to get to know what my readers think and definitely not because I have no idea where to go with this story again...
Talia: *cough*idiot*cough*
Reader: the characters are in this too?
Author: unfortunately. I guess I don't pay them well so they want to be in it or some other shit like that ANYWAY now to start with QnA I just want to give you a ✨gold star✨ if you made it this far.
Xavier: I'm actually surprised because you're a shitty author.
Author: *smacks Xavier's head and clears throat* first question.
(I don't know why but I've decided to keep the askers anonymous because.. who doesn't like to wonder *shrug*)
Question 1: who is your favorite character.
The entire cast: *holds machetes and guns ready to pummel author*
Author: that's.. a risky question but I am there creator so they can't do anything to me.. literally... I'm the one writing every single outcome. Anyway, my favorite character has to be Joseph. Like, in my head he's so cute and like.. just adorable and in honesty he didn't deserve to die and... I'm starting to regret it but you write you learn. NEXT!
Joseph: you little... Poopoo bag
Question 2: how did you come up with the idea to write hidden gifts in the first place?
Author: wellllllllll, this is very funny, so two of my friends and I started writing this. It wasn't even originally my plan but one of them, Stephanie, I'll mention her name because I feel it should be mentioned, came up with the idea for the book. We had this jotter and we all took turns in writing it and blah blah blah the details are beyond boring. Anyway, I decided to write it on my page and... GODDAMN it was so CRINGY I couldn't even breatheeeeee. Not that she came up with a bad idea or anything because it was awesome when she said it but then the way we, or in this case I, wrote it was just cringy and I have a good excuse for that. I was younger then and what not but anyway I had to delete the whole thing and start again.
There was nothing like Carter, Xavier, Scarlet etc. The only constants were Damie, Talia and Natalie and Damie's original name was supposed to be Lily.
Carter: so... I'm just a fraud?
Author: yes. Moving on!
Question 3: Is Scarlet going to end up killing Rodriguez?
Rodriguez: *stares at Scarlet*
Scarlet: *stares back but more intensely with more venom*
Author: that has to be the most spoiler question here so... I won't be answering it, sorry love. Not because I want to make it a surprise but because... I'm not sure yet.
Xavier: I told you she was a shitty author.
Question 4: Soo... Scarlet and Xavier??? I'm sorry but I smell a ship.
Author: God damnit! I thought I told you to clean the deck. You said you wanted a shit party so we had one and you guys can't even clean up afterwards?! The readers are smelling the ship!
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Hidden Gifts
Fantasy"You cannot even begin to fathom the amount of anxiety and depression that comes from being stuck in one place for basically your whole life. The feeling of being stuck in this one suffocating loop for the rest of an eternity." ~°~ Life: Things don'...
