F--k off, Mineta!

Chapter 6

(I dunno about the ship, so let's just say that they're just being friendly with each other until if/when I decide to use the ship)

Izuku's POV

Right after first period ended, Iida, Kirishima, and Mineta burst through the side door and Iida dropped them on the track. Are they alright?! What even happened?
"Iida! Kirishima! Are you okay?!" I asked.
"So that's where Mineta was," Kaminari said, helping up Kirishima.
"Finally, why did that take you all so long, and why is Mineta with you? And where are the clothes you went out to get?" Mr.Aizawa then gestured towards her, since she was missing the uniforms she went out to get.
"What do you mea-" Iida then looked around a bit, as if she lost them.

Her eye then twitched, but Aizawa put his hand on her shoulder.
"Don't worry about it. Mineta, since you skipped most of class, you have to go back and get them. You have until nine. It's 8:46 so I suggest you hurry up."
"Yes, Mr.Aizawa!" Mineta then scurried off.
"And Kirishima, since you didn't do s—t you owe me, got it."
"Yes sir."
"Iida."
"Yes, Mr.Aizawa?" Iida said, still wheezing.
"So, I saw that you were running in the hall, and that even you are out of breath. The security cameras all around the school have speed monitors in them, so I'll give Hound Dog a call and ask how fast you were going. Depending on how fast you were going, I'll give you a pass."
"Thank... you Mr.Aizawa..."
"Now come on, everyone inside."
"Yes, Mr.Aizawa!" We all exclaimed. Some more than others.

Once we were back in class, I guess Mr.Aizawa noticed that Iida had the wind knocked out of hi-her. Her, I meant her. This is so confusing...
He asked Momo to take note of everything and started the lesson.
But Iida was still sleeping which is a bit odd but, again, she did look like she ran as fast as she could to make sure that all three of them made it to class on time.

"Psst... Hey Mido..." Sero whispered. But I just stayed silent. We were supposed to be working after all...
"Psst! Mido..!"
"Yes, Sero..?"
"Mind helping me keep Mineta in his seat?"
"Why..?"

"You haven't noticed? He staring at Iida's legs and knowing him he's probably gonna pull something while Iida's napping..."
"Why were you even looking at Mineta anyway..?"
"He may be a perv, but he has the answers to the sheet Mr.Aizawa just gave us..."
"You shouldn't be cheating you know... besides, Iida and Momo would gladly help..."
"Anyway, mind helping..?"
"Sure Sero..."
"Thanks dude..."

I then went back to working on my worksheet, as we do.
I then glanced over at Iida when I noticed something, some of the buttons on her blazer and dress shirt were undone. She was missing her tie too. But I guess Mineta was clinging onto her chest just before she dropped him earlier, so it makes sense.

After I finish, I turned in the worksheet and took out my notebook. I turned to Iida's page and wrote 'Overuse may also cause fatigue.'
I mean, if Iida asked about things she could improve on, this would be a start, but how did she get so fatigued so easily? Did she break the sound barrier?! No, the windows would have shattered, and since the school was so big, it was about a two-mile walk...

"Psst... Mido..."
"Oh, yes Sero..?"
"You're muttering again..."
"Oh, sorry Sero..!"
"No no, it's cool, it's cool... Just thought I'd tell ya..."
"Thank you, Sero..."
He then gave me a thumbs up and looked back at his paper in confusion.

But again, the initial walk from the track to the front office would be about 50 minutes, and Iida spent five in the bathroom, and then three or four at the front office, and we had about a minute left in class, so she ran two entire miles... in the span of seconds... which would be roughly about 120 mph...
Or maybe I'm just overthinking it, I probably am. But I'm still going to write it down anyway.

But what if Iida had roller skates? Could she best an actual car? As I was writing down the thought, the bell rings. Mr.Aizawa collects the finished papers and tells us that anyone that didn't finish now has homework.

"Good morning class! Now it's time for Mr.Yamada's english class!!!
*fog horns, somehow*"
"Good morning Mr.Yamada." Half of us said. Only half since most of our class were covering their ears, and the last four were staring off into space, sleeping, or being a volcano with angry eyebrows drawn on it.
"Turn to page 394!"
"Yes sir!"

I've never been the best at english, I'll tell you that. I prefer having more, restrictions? I guess? We didn't have to do much, thankfully.

Math, my dearest friend. Why do you do this to me...
Mr.Ectoplasm gave us a pop quiz, as he does at the beginning of every unit. And not even Iida was safe from this.
I think Mr.Aizawa told the other teachers that Iida took a lot out of herself, but I guess he didn't get the memo or something and kept waking her up, along with anyone else that finished and tried to take a nap.
"Oh wow, I guess Mic and Eraser really put you all through the wringer huh..."
"F—k you! You and your d—n pop quizzes..."

And then... lunch! Iida offered to stay back since he- I mean she, still felt sore, so we offered to bring something back.
I got Katsudon, the best dish to ever be made, and Uraraka just got a couple of bowls of rice.
"Uraraka, why do you need more than one?"
"Oh, I just got one for Iida and one for myself."
"Dang it! I forgot to spare something... I still have some noodles, will that work?"
"Don't worry about it Deku."
"Thank you Uraraka!"

"As I said, it's fine. But here's the real question... how's it like being a girl?" Sh- he asked.
"I'm not sure... we've only been like this for a day, but nothing incoherently bad has happened to me yet..."
"Whew, I thought that Mineta already tried to touch you or something."
"No, he didn't. What about you?"
"Oh, he only asked me what the girls' changing rooms are like. I just told him no and he didn't even try and touch me."
"Wow, I thought that he would still be after you, after all, nothing really changed."
"Aww... how sweet! But that does make Mineta even more of an a—."
"Maybe he just doesn't drift that way?" Denki chimed, protecting his bpf.
"He's still a b—ch."
"Uraraka? Maybe we should shift the topic..."
"Oh, sorry Deku! I didn't know I was making you uncomfortable."

"Speaking of uncomfortable, Kiri told me about something that happened at the front office!"
"What happened?" I asked, I was oddly curious.
"So, Kiri told me that the pink-haired chick from the support department also got attacked by those gender-swapping villains, along with her friends."
"Really?"
"Yeah, she called Iida over and then her friend started flirting with Iida and she ran out of embarrassment or something."

"Oh... Iida really is romance intolerant." I mentioned. Actually, we did tell each other secrets one time and that just came out of nowhere. I forgot how that conversation happened, but let's just say I have more notes on Iida and Uraraka.

"What did he look like?"
"Actually it was a she! Light blue hair, looks like she took a blow dryer to her head, brown eyes too."
"Yup, definitely a flirt."
"Yeah, she even tried to kiss Iida's hand."
"Oh, oh wow... now I kinda wish I was there."
"I know right? She must've looked so hot..."
After Kaminari said that, I just took the spare rice bowl and went to go see Iida. I've never been the best romantic anyway.