F--k off, Mineta!

Chapter 20

I'mma say it here and now, Minoru's POV is gonna be taxing to censor, so I'm quitting while I'm ahead.
No censor for him. Meaning that I will actually type swears and stuff like that. (But we don't do s--rs here, not in this chapter, not in this book)

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Minrou's POV

Iida's mom told us to go to the center of the large dirt track they have.
"I want you all to spread out a little. Just stretch your legs or something, you can't be getting cramps."
"Furthermore," Iida started, "I will explain our training exersi-i-ize!" She wavered as her mom grabbed her arm and twisted it.
"Not. Yet."
"Y-yes Mother!"
"Good, now don't let me need to tell you that again." She said as she let go of Iida's arm.
"Yes, Mother! Sorry, Mother!"

"Did she just make an example out of her own child?" Kaminari asked me.
"I think she did."
"Oof..."
"But she looked like such a milf when she did that~!" I whispered.
"Wait- If Iida's mom is a milf, and they look exactly the same, would Iida be a milf too?"
"She'd have to be a mom first."
"So Iida would have to adopt a cat first?"
"Pretty sure animals don't count."
"Aww..."
"But I wouldn't want to get on her bad side though, she could snap my arm like that."
"Or slam dunk you into the ground."
"Or a hoop, I wouldn't mind being a basketball if that means I could stare at those legs~."
"I'd rather be goalie. I wanna see some ass."
When Kaminari said that, we started getting more stares from the people around us.
"Okay, maybe we don't phrase it like that."
"Shush..."

We turned our attention back to where Iida and her family were when her mom whispered something and Iida started to talk.
"As I was saying, our training exercise will be 38-on-5. The point of the game is be the last group standing. If you get tagged by one of these," She said as she showed everyone a sheet of neon stickers. "Get caught in a capture tape, or if you get too wounded to continue, you need to sit on the checkered blanket at the other side of the track," She then chopped her arm in that direction, "You can't go past the track or severely injure someone. Any questions?"

Jiro then raised her hand, "Can we split up into different groups?"
"Yes, but I wouldn't suggest it, since it doesn't matter who you get tagged, captured, or injured by. You're out either way." Hayaku answered as she covered Iida's mouth with her hand and grabbed her shoulder then pulled Iida closer to her with the other. "Any other questions?"
We all stayed silent.
"Okay then. You have five minutes to talk strategy."

Our classes started to panic and group up until YaoMomo, Kendo, and Kaibara ordered us to make a circle.
"We need to make separate groups, but for different jobs instead of going for anyone that isn't in your group," Kendo announced.
"What jobs?"
"I'm pretty sure they all have Iida's quirk, so we need to keep them surrounded."
"As for Monoma, we need people with mutation quirks, plus Midoriya, to go after him," YaoMomo added.
"But aren't all of Iida's family pros?"
"They are, so we need to be careful."
"I have an idea!" Tokage pipped. "How about I use my quirk to tag them with the stickers!"

As everyone else was talking, I went to check out the box at the end of the track. "Hey everyone! I found the tapes and stickers!"
After a couple minutes, Kaibara gave us a rundown of our plan,
"Tokage, you're gonna be tagging as many people as you can from the center of the track. Bakugo, you're gonna be going around and trying to tag, capture, or injure them, Kendo's going to be using her hands to capture, Pony's going to use her horns to lift one or two of them so we can tag them.
Yaoyorozu, Midoriya, and Uraraka will be at our end of the track helping anyone that's too tired or gets wounded. Todoroki will try and freeze them in place, Mineta and Shiozaki will do something similar with their hair, and I'll try messing up the field. Everyone else, either go protect Uraraka and friends or protect Tokage."
YaoMomo then started to talk, "As for our backup plan, it's everyone for themself. Just stay away from them and they just might not charge at you. Now get into position while you can."

3rd Person POV

The students started to move into place while the Iidas, and Neito, were still figuring things out.

"It looks like they're putting that Midoriya kid on the defensive side of things, so we can handle him after everyone else," Eleven said, taking a sip from her personal water bottle.
"What about Bakugo?" Tenya asked.
"The one with the explosive temper?"
"Mhm, but he was quite quiet."
"Yeah, I already have an idea, if it doesn't work then we're going to try the roundabout maneuver."
"What's that?" Neito asked.
"Oh, we're going to circle him, to put it simply."
"Isn't that the main plan..?" Nina questioned.
"Kinda, we're going to circle the track and pick people off, and once it gets more manageable, all five of us will start playing offence. That is if we're all still intact."
"And Mr. Tenten and I will be defending this area over here so that you guys have a resting area. Right?"
"Mhm."
"It's kinda been a while since I've ever done stuff like this..!" Nina exclaimed.
"A while?! It's been forty-something years!" Tenten yelled.
"I know... But my engines haven't rusted just yet!"
"What a surprise..."

Eleven then started to yell, "Since you seem to be done planning, I would like to say one thing before we begin, good luck! You're gonna need it..."
Eleven, Tenya, and Nina then walked back onto the dirt track and disappeared in a flash of blue as they started to circle everyone on the track, and Tenten got into a defensive stance while Neito took a little jar out of his pocket and, begrudgingly, poked his finger in it.
"Eww... Sometimes I hate the nature of my quirk..."
"What's in the jar, Neito," Tenten asked while trying to stay focused on the other team.
"..."
"Neito! What's in the jar?!"
"Kurorio's hair..."
"The fuck?!"
"I need to touch him to copy his quirk, but that'd be a risk, so Ms. Nina came up with this idea."
"My sister told you what now..?"
"To stalk my peers basically."
"She said wha-AAAT?!" Tenten yelled when Bakugo started to attack him.
"Die you stupid ass pro!" Bakugo yelled when he blasted an explosion. Tenten managed to back off enough to not get hit by the explosion while Neito fucked off somewhere. Or apparently not, cause when Bakugo regained his footing he heard someone say 'tap' near his foot, and low and behold, Neito placed a sticker on his leg through Bakugo's shadow.
"You fucker!"
"Out."
"Hah?!"
"Weren't you listening? Elie said that if someone puts a sticker on you, then you're out."
"Damn Glasses and her damn family..." Bakugo mattered as he went over to the picnic blanket.

"Don't tell me we lost Bakugo..." Momo sighed.
"Yeah, we lost Kacchan."
"You think they're trying to pick us off strongest to weakest?" Ochako said.
"Probably, I'll make a flashlight, Midoriya, I need you to use your quirk, and the three of us will stand back to back. Hey Todoroki!"
Shoto then stopped making ice spikes for people to hide behind and looked over, "Yes, Yaoyorozu?!"
"Keep your guard up!"
"What-?!" Shoto got interrupted by Nina tackling him and putting a neon sticker on his chest before running back onto the track.
"Whelp, there goes that I guess."
"Momo, watch out!" Ochako called.
Eleven was charging at them and Izuku tried to punch her, but she jumped and grabbed Izuku's wrist and used it as support to somewhat fly over them.
"Iida! You never told us your mom could do gymnastics!" Ochako yelled at the blue line that was racing across the track. Momo finally made her flashlight and pointed it at hers, Ochako's, and Izuku's shadows.
Almost immediately, the three Iidas were circling them and tied them up.
"That ended for us quickly..." Ochako quipped.

"Do you want us to push you out of the way or walk over there yourselves..."
"We can get it ourselves!" Izuku said, and probably would've been waving her arms around if it weren't for being tied up.
"Okay then, just do it quickly."

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20 chapters? Woo!