F--k off, Mineta!

Chapter 19

(Side note, anything in another language will be italic, but typed in english. If not, then the translation should be rather obvious)

3rd Person POV

Both classes arrived at the, parking lot? Bus loop? Wherever the buses are, where Mr. Aizawa and Mr. Vlad were already waiting for them.
"First-year hero course! Board the buses however you like, but no more than 21 students per bus!" Vlad King yelled.
"Looks like everyone is tryna be Iida today..." Hiryu said in Chinese.
Most of class 1-A got on the first bus, while most of 1-B got on the second. The exceptions being Momo, Rikkido, Yuga, and Setsuna.

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Over on bus 1, Setsuna, Mina, and Toru were messing around in the back, the remaining Bakugang were talking about songs they liked (courtesy of Kyoka), most of the Dekusquad were debating over whether or not flip-flops count as weapons, and the remainder of the class were just trying not to get too close to Bakugo.

As for bus 2, they were much calmer.
Momo, Juzo, Itsuka, Yui, and Rikkido were having a 'private' meeting, Yuga, Pony, and Hiryu were talking about their home countries, the remaining girls and a couple boys were debating over whether the Pokèmon anime was all that good, and the boys were playing a large game of Uno.

"I told you, Honenuki bites his ice cream!" Momo exclaimed.
"No! He licks it like a normal person!" Itsuka refuted.
"What do you mean 'Like a normal person'?! He ain't got no lips!"
"Hey..." Juzo whined.
"Yes, he does! They're just very small."
"Oh, c'mon. That's just even worse."

"I would offer tea but I already drank it."
"Makes me wish I didn't only bring sugar cubes..."
"I brought a wrench. And a water bottle."
"What are gonna do, throw it?"
"Ye."
"Kodai no."
"Kodai yes."

As for bus one... "Flip-flops hurt! And thus, should be a weapon!" Ochako yelled.
"Does it look like a weapon to you?!" Shoto shot back.
"Yes! It does!"
"How?! It's literally just plastic!"
"No, it's not! It's a weapon of inescapable death!"
"I thought that was a glock, kero."
"No one asked, Tsu!" Shoto and Ochako yelled at the same time.

"You okay, Asui?"
"Don't worry, Midoriya. I'm fine." Tsuyu said as she flashed a smile.
"If you say so..."

And while that was going down, the Bakugang were having karaoke in the middle of the bus.
"Ain't it fun, living! In the! Real-world!"
"Dun dun dun, dun dun dun!"
"Ain't it good, being! All alone!"
"Dun dun dun, dun dun dun!"
"Ain't it good to be on your own! Ain't it fun you can't count on no one!"
"Ain't it good to be on your own! Ain't it fun you can't count on no one!"
"Ain't it fun, living! In the! Real-world!"

"Don't go cryin'! To your mama! Cause you're on your own, in the real world! Don't go cryin'! To your mama! Cause you're on your own, in the real world! Don't go cryin'! To your mama! Cause you're on your own, in the real world!"
"Ain't it fun?! Ain't it fun?! Baby, now you're one of us! Ain't it fun?! Ain't it fun?! Ain't it fun~?!"
"Ain't it fun, living! In the! Real-world!"
"Ain't it good!"
"Ain't it good~"
"Being! All alone!"

After about two hours of arguing and a mix of rock and pop music, the buses finally stopped in a semi-rural area.
"Class 1-A, plus Tokage, get out."
"Yes sir!" The class said as they shuffled to get off the bus.
The surrounding area had a wide dirt path, a two-story house, and a bunch of open land with a dirt track, surrounded by forest.

"Ya know?" Kosei said, "This would've been very therapeutic if it weren't for the fact that we're basically just visiting a friend."
"A friend that has family that can run faster than cars," Denki added.
"Didn't Iida walk home after school before the dorms were implemented?" Izuku asked, and Ochako just shrugged.

As the class started to murmur, someone stepped out the front door of the house.
"Oi, Glasses! What the f--k is this place?! I thought we were going to your family's agency!" Bakugo called out! The Iida walked towards the group, and a couple students got into a defensive stance.
"You must be Bakugo, you're just as much of an a-- as I thought." She said, pushing part of her short, blue hair behind her ear. "And you, Midoriya, right? And Uraraka is the girl. My daughter talks very highly of you both."
"Daughter?!" Most of the classes said in surprise.
"Yep, Eleven Iida. Also known as Hayaku."
"You look just like Iida! But a little taller..." Ochako exclaimed.
"And her hair's shorter, and blue eyes," Shoto mentioned.
"We were just bringing out water bottles, if any of you want one before we get started."
"Started on what?"
"Right, before we get started on the agency stuff, we're going to do some warm-ups, then an exercise to see how well you work together, along with other things," Eleven explained.
"Also, where is Iida?"
"Oh, she's back there," Eleven said, pointing behind her. Tenya was putting down a case of water bottles near the house, and another girl with blue hair, this time a pixie cut, was also putting down a case of water bottles.
Ibara then butted in, "How many did you buy?!"
"Just the two cases. Would be a shame if someone passed out of dehydration."
"You say it as if you want it to happen..." Hanta muttered.

Tenya then noticed the mass group of people and ran up to Izuku and Ochako. "Uraraka! Midoriya!" She said, hugging them.
"Iida!" Ochako said, and Izuku hugged back.
"Hey, Tenya. How about you go get Neito and Tenten for me."
"Yes, Mother!" Tenya said as she ran off towards the house.
"Who's Tenten?"
"My brother. Pro hero Motor Oil?"
"O h."
"Yeah, we have a couple of cases of water bottles if you want to get a drink before starting, but other than that, I want all of you in the center of the track."
The other blue-haired girl then speed-walked up to the group. "Wait just a d--n minute. I wanna get to know Tenya's little friends first!" Eleven then chopped her on the head. "No."
"But Elie... Don't you wanna know who Tenya hangs around, too?"

Eleven then froze a bit before grabbing onto Izuku. "Did anyone touch my baby..."
"Ehh..?!"
"Mineta. Mineta did." Mina called. Eleven started to look for someone with either a guilty or over-charismatic look on their face. Once she stopped skimming the group and stared at Yosetsu, Kyoka picked Minoru up and handed him the Eleven, who held him by the collar of his uniform.
"Anyone else?!" Everyone shook their heads in disagreement, then Eleven raised her arm and was going to slam the poor grape into the ground when Tenya shouted something from the house. "Mother! We're ready!"
Eleven gently put down a traumatized Minoru as Tenya, Tenten, and Neito were walking to them.

All the Iidas, including Neito, were wearing... Uhm... You know what Iida was wearing during the entrance exam? They're all wearing that. Oki? Oki.
"Tenya. What took so long..?"
"Uncle Tenten was in the washroom."
"Of course he was... Everyone!" Eleven exclaimed, "Center of the track! We're going to do a couple stretches first!"