ONE-SHOTS (YouTubers x Reader) [BOOK 2]

Dumb Pick Up Lines

I'm dead. I'm also not sure if I'm sorry or not.

~Jack~

"Do I have to sign for your package?"

*chokes on drink*

"(Y/n), not again with the stupid lines-"

~Mark~

"Wanna save water by showing together?"

"We both know we wouldn't be showering, which just wastes more water because we'd be in there longer then normal-"

"You do this every time." -_-

~Felix~

"Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Wow, that was really bad."

~Ethan~

"I'm on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?"

"After dinner, babe."

~Tyler~

"Treat me like a pirate, and give me that booty."

"Only if you ask nicely."

~Nate~

"I'm lacking vitamin D. Wanna help me out?"

"Sure. Here's some orange juice."

"Why must you do me like this, Nate?"

"Problem with that sentence, I'm not doing you at all."

~Joel~

"If you were a flower, you'd be a damn-delion."

"You're the first girl to tell me a stupid pick up line, and I think I might be in love."

~Adam~

"Is your name homework? Because I'm not doing you, and I should be."

"I suppose you're just gonna have to slam me on the table and do me all night long."

~James~

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lyin in my bed tonight."

"Well duh, we sleep in the same bed."

~Jaiden~

"You dropped something. My jaw."

"Stop it, (Y/n). You're making me blush."

~Amy~

"You're so selfish. You'll have that body for the rest of your life, I just want it for one night."

"We're married, so you have it the rest of your life too. Try again tomorrow."

~MatPat~

"Your body is mad up of 70% water, and I'm thirsty."

*dramatic gasp*

"Cannibalism."