Egos As Random Things I've Thought/Said Today

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Anti: NOOOOO! THAT'S MY CHAIR!

Jackie: I'd like to live until Christmas at least, I'm not dying without getting my cinnamon rolls one more time.

Marvin: That's is the most crackhead energy I've ever seen

Chase: Stupid squirrel getting in my way of bringing the dog in...

Dark: Mother fucking time limit....totally fine she says....gives us 45 minutes to do a 60 minutes test....

Wilford: Okay, but hear me out.....fire.

Jim's: I DON'T KNOW CHRISTMAS MUSIC! SOMEONE SPEED RUN A LECTURE!

King of Squirrels: My stomach was doing the rumblies for a hunger that only Cheez-its could satisfy, not goldfish. Goldfish is the assistant under secretary of only okay.

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