ONE-SHOTS (YouTubers x Reader) [BOOK 2]

When You Get Cat Called

~Jack~

He asks to kiss you. Kisses. All the kisses. One, as a show that you are happily taken, and two, as comfort. But mostly to show off to those asses that you choose him, not an ass.

~Mark~

He doesn't let that shit stand. He doesn't believe people should do that to anyone, let alone his girl (Though he never refers to you as 'his girl' because he respects you too much). He will hold you protectively and lecture them on respecting women.

~Felix~

Double birds. One from him, one from you.

~Ethan~

It can make you extremely uncomfortable, so he will tell them off. Most of the time they don't take Ethan seriously though, so he resolves to becoming the equivalent of an angry, puffed up bird.

~Tyler~

He glares at them. If looks could kill, they'd be dead five times over. Then he yells at them to get a life.

~Nate~

Every time it happens with him around grabs your hand and walks away calmly. However, he gets nervous that one day you'll get hurt when he isn't around, so he always asks if you still carry pepper spray.

~Joel~

Protectively grabs you, and tells you to ignore them.

"They're just gross. Not worth your attention."

~James~

Through the whistles and scummy words, he casually calls back in agreement.

"Oh I know, my girlfriend is very beautiful. So lucky to have her."

~Adam~

Verbal attacks, which embarrasses you sometimes because you just want to walk away, but he insists it's for your honor.

"Why would she care what the idiot who doesn't know what a real compliment is has to say?"

"Adam!"

"What? Clearly he just says that shirt because he's too stupid to get his own girlfriend."

~Jaiden~

She is too shy to do much, so you always tell them off yourself, which she feels bad about sometimes. You always grab her hand afterwards to reassure her that you love her no matter what.

~Amy~

She uses the same response every time. Angrily yelling, "She's gay, dickhead, not a piece of meat!"

~MatPat~

He is a theorist. He theorizes the many different ways to make them disappear for good.