"You may now kiss the," Jean the pastor looked Pogsven up and down, "wtf are you." "I have a dick." "Oh ok, you may now kiss the bride." "Wtf." said Venti but before he could say anything else Pogsven kissed him, but in the process, Pogsven's wig fell off, leaving his bald self exposed to the audience, making everyone gasp, "Y-Your bald??" Asked Jean, Pogsven burst into tears before nodding, "WHAT THE- I DONT MARRY BALD PEOPLE, THAT IS AGAINST THE LAW, DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU HAVE DONE??" Pogsven began crying harder as Venti grabbed his hand and they ran out of the building, but cops began chasing them soon after "ARREST THE BALD, ARREST THE BALD!" Venti stopped running and faced the cop cars. "I won't take this anymore!" He began screaming and turned into a hybrid angel demon wolf alpha vampire son of the king and queen missing child and took out a nuke and shot all the cop cars, Pogsven stopped crying, "Thanks babe." Venti nodded, and with his new wings they flew into a nearby buildings balcony.
"The view here is great!" Pogsven said happily, as they watched the sun set, "It's really nice-" Pew, Pogsvens eyes widened as he looked at the bullet inside his chest, he closed his eyes and fell off the balcony, Venti began crying, "WHAT- POGSVEN!!!" He looked to see who shot him, and it was a cop, "I'm sorry sir, but balds are against the law, you know this." As Venti began crying harder, he noticed something, this wasn't any old cop..... This was Chase paw patrol, "CHASE PAW PATROL?" The cops eyes widened as he realized he recognized him, "W-What! That's not me!" Venti then turned into Marshall paw patrol and fucking murdered Chase with a hammer while screaming "ACAB!" But soon after, he realized what had happened, he had just killed someone and his husband was dead, out of his grief he turned brocken and back flipped off the balcony.
The end
