dedicated to sven and kiwi
Ladybug and Cat Noir had just saved the day from another akuma, its been the same cycle over and over, akuma gets released, and they defeat it, he wasn't getting any closer to getting those miraculous. Hawk Moth had finally had enough, he had to step in himself...
"Another akuma down, just in a days work, right m'lady?" Noir said, looking over to Ladybug, who promptly nodded, "Yeah, but anyways, I better bug out, you should get going too." She gestured over to Noir's ring, in which the second to last paw pad was flickering. Before either of them could launch away, a deep voice behind them spoke, "Ladybug.. Cat Noir.. I've come in person to take your miraculouses myself." Noir and Ladybug nervously turned around to meet eyes with the man (behind the s) behind the akumas, Hawk Moth, "Wow he kinda looks like my dad lol." Noir pointed out, this comment was quickly dismissed by Ladybug's quick kick to Hawk Moth, didn't seem to affect him though, "I suggest you hand them over before things get worse, I have a secret weapon with me this time." "Oh yeah? What is this weapon huh? Another Akuma?" Noir sneered, "Nothing we haven't dealt with before." Ladybug added in, both of them now staring expectantly from Hawk Moth, who shook his head before saying "I didn't wanna have to do this." He reached into his back pocket and pulled out a gun, Ladybug's and Noir's eyes now widening, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT A GUN?" Noir yelled, Ladybug kicked him, "This is a KIDS SHOW you can't say that!!!" "OH SO I CAN'T SWEAR BUT HE CAN HAVE A GUN?" Ladybug rolled her eyes, "It's probably not even real, let's get this over with before you transform back." Ladybug took a deep breath before beginning to shout "LUCKY CH-" her ability was swiftly cut off by a bullet in her chest, "BOY WHAT THE HELL-" Police cars started swarming around them, one stopping directly in front of them, exiting the car was....
"IS THAT JOKA FROM THE HIT GAME PERSONA 5??" the newfound crowd shouted, swooning over him, Joka strutted over to Hawk Moth, who pointed his gun at him, "I know a thing or two about guns Hawk Moth, or should I say-" Joka lept behind him, and pulled off his head mask scooby-doo style to reveal HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT AKECHI FROM THE HIT G- anyw "Akechi?!?!" everyone yelled in shock, other than Ladybug, naw she dead lol, Akechi's eye twitched, "BACK UP OR I'LL SHOOT." Well, he would've, if Mogaga didn't knock the gun out of his hand, Joka cracked his knuckles, "Good thing its Thursday." and then he began to beat the shit outta Akechi, everyone's horrified silence soon turned into cheering, after about a minute, Joka stopped punching him and got up, "Looks like my work here is done, lets go Mogaga." Mogaga turned into a bus, and Joka hopped in and they sped off, running over Akechi in the process, while all of this was happening, Noir turned back into Adrien, and his attention was brought back to Ladybug, she was long gone by this point lol, but suddenly her wound sealed and she was revived, WOAHHH MIPHAS GRACE?!??!?!! THANKS BOTW CROSSOVER!! Ladybug got up from Adrien's arms and looks around, confused at what happened, "LADYBUG! YOU'RE OK!!!" Adrien exclaimed, "Uh- yeah... He doesn't look ok though, who even is that??" She asked, gesturing over to Akechi, who was just on the ground in the middle of the road, Adrien just shrugs, "I should get going, for real now." Ladybug said, before leaping away, leaving Adrien, Akechi, and the numerous police cars behind.
"ORDER IN THE COURT!" Somehow, Akechi survives all of that, and now he was facing trial in the court, with Akihiko serving as the judge. Aki was currently trying to drown out Akechi's yells, "IF ANYTHING, YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE ON TRIAL!! YOUR THE REAL MURDERER HERE." Aki was frustrated at this point, "THAT WAS IN A DIFFERENT TIMELINE STUPID, YOU KILLED LADYBUG." "OKAY???? SHE'S ALIVE THO???????" Aki slammed his hands down "YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU, THIS IS MY COURT! I DON'T NEED TO HEAR YOUR FALSE ACCUSATIONS! I DIDN'T KILL JUNPEI!." Everyone gasped, "I never mentioned a name... how did you know I was talking about Junpei?? MURDERER??" Aki's eyes went wide before he shook his head, "Are you fucking stupid he's right there, alive." Aki pointed to the audience to a nervous Junpei, who awkwardly waved. Akechi quickly pulled out a gun and shot Junpei, "no he's dead lol."
Akechi was sentanced to public dewigging.
A huge crowd stood in front of the stage, where a handcuffed Akechi stood with Aki, in the front row was sitting Marinette, Adrien, Joka, and Mogaga, all of them, including the crowd, started chanting "DEWIG! DEWIG!" "ALRIGHT EVERYONE.. ARE YOU READY!!!" Aki yelled into the mic and the crowd cheered, Aki took the brim of Akechi's wig and ripped it clean off, revealing his shining head, so shiny in fact, it worked like a mirror. The crowd cheered, but they wouldn't be cheering for long, as his mirror head reflected the sun's rays back to it, promptly exploding the sun, everyone died.
The end
