Dedicated to my bald friend sven 💔
"Tsumugi.... I have to tel you somethitn ..." miu began.... "yes honey cakes???? whay is it???" Tsumugi asked "i'm.... i'm pregnant..." miu nervously said "No wonder you've been so fat recently" tsumugi said
8 months pass
(in hospital)
"Push!!!! Push!!!!!" Dr monokuma said "you gotta push!!!" and then miu gave birth, and then the baby began to cry, but something was off, instead of just crying, the baby began to shriek "kamakura kamakura yas queen" tsumugi looked to miu in horror, and miu burst into tears "I'm so sorry, i cheated on you with Junko..." "WHAT???? AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU???" tsumugi scream/ cried "Youll never be as good as junko....." Miu said, tsumugi scream cried and put on her hand on her head and snatched her wig off "OH YEAH? WELL IM BALD." miu was in shock as was dr monokuma and the baby "Omg..." miu began "you just snatched it off on camera like that...?" "I SHO DID" tsumugi cried before taking the baby and running off to the balcony of the hospital,
at balcony with baby and bald tsumugi
tsumugi sympathetically looked at the baby, "she squeezed out the baby... and i had no idea who the father was..." tsumugi began to cry and then she threw the fuckinf baby off the building, it landed with a satisfying *splat* tsumugi then stood at the edge of the balcony abt to jump, when miu burst into the balcony, tsumugi looked at her with sorrowful eyes and back at the ground "before you jump... i have one request.." Miu said and tsumugi looked at her in confusion, "do a flip" tsumugi smiled with tears in her eyes before saying "deez nuts..." and backflipping off the building
the end
to sven ❤️
