Alternate ending to the previous story as requested
Fuuka finally caught up to me, "Y/n- STOP! WHO CARES IF YOUR ASS IS FAKE! DON'T JUMP!!!" She began crying as she grabbed my shirt, yanking me back, "Fuuka... why... just let me go..." "I-I can't!" She cried harder, "because I love you, ass or no ass..." I looked up to her, "really? Without my ass?" She nodded, "Ever since that day, when we first met, I had liked you."
WOOOOOOAAAH FLASHBACK
Sitting alone at lunch, no one can appreciate my huge ass, I looked over to see another girl, with short teal-blue hair, also sitting alone. I got up and made my way to her table, sitting across from her, "Woah- your ass is huge!" She said, staring, "Oh wait- that's not the proper way to greet someone, my names Fuuka!" I laughed at her, "my names y/n! Nice to meet you!" I open my lunch box, and inside were a bunch of lemons, "Lemons!?" She exclaimed, I nodded, "want one?" "I'd love one."
And we had been friends ever since.
WOOOOOOAAAH BACK TO THE PRESENT
"And.. that's why I can't let you go..." She finished, "Fuuka- I'm sorry, if I knew how you felt, I never would've done this.. I like you too." She hugged me as rain began pouring down, but we didn't care.
WOOOOOOAAAH TO THE FUTURE TIMESKIP LIKE 5 YEARS
"Y/n, do you take this woman to be your wife?" The pastor asked, "I do." He turned to Fuuka, "And do you, take this woman, to be your wife?" "I do." He nodded, "You may now kiss the bride!"
I closed my eyes as we leaned in, lips almost pressing against each other as BOOM!
A huge explosion, the wedding got nuked, in the distance I could see, well, I couldn't see, I died, you could see, WASHINGTON!? Grinning, he said, "no one with a fake ass gets to have a happy ending, and especially not Y/n."
WEE WOO WEE WOO
The police, and CHASE PAW PATROL!? "HANDS IN THE AIR!" They yelled at Washington, he done fucked up, "Uh oh." He said, as they arrested him. After a court trial, he was put on death row for the murder of Y/n, Fuuka, and like 300 bystanders, and executed a week later.
The end :)
