dedicated to sven :nanako:
"Hey not that I care or anything but do you really swing that way?" Yosuke asked, meeting eyes with Kanji. "Huh? What way?" Kanji asked, confused, "I'm not judging or anything it's cool but since we're sharing a tent and all... I just-" "No." He said sternly, "There's some things that I don't wish to try.." Yu added. "WHAT? I've had ENOUGH crap outta you guys for that LET IT GO ALREADY!" Kanji snapped, now infuriated. "Why are you so touchy about it?" "Too much protesting is suspicious.." The two continued, infuriating Kanji more, "Just stop grilling me about it! And BESIDES, who'd want YOUR UGLY MUGS." (haha mugs) "Hey you know what they say all good friendships are based on honestly.... r-right?" Yosuke pushed, nervous about angering Kanji more (he did), "I'm confident enough with my manhood for this" Yu nodded. "Come ON I like cute things SO WHAT?" Kanji glared at Yu "Just setting boundaries", Kanji then got up, "WhatEVER FINE IN THAT CASE I'M GONNA WALK OVER AND SLEEP IN THE GIRLS TENT, THEY'VE GOT MORE BALLS THAN YOU!" "For some girls that is true." Yu helpfully added, and Kanji stormed off.
Yosuke looked over to Yu, "So what do we do now?" Yu just shrugged, "Sleep I guess, now that we can, comfortably." He nodded and settled down into his sleeping bag, but after tossing and turning, he sat up, "You still awake Yu?" "It's been 30 seconds." Yosuke sighed, "Anyways, uhm, Yu, I gotta get something off my chest.." Yu just responded with a simple "Hm?" "I.. I know I just said all those things to Kanji..." His heart started racing, "But.. I'm gay too... I like you Yu.." A long silence ensued, which made Yosuke even more nervous, and then finally, "You're what." "I-I'm gay Yu..."
"Yosuke, that is fucking disgusting." A shocked expression took over Yosuke's face as tears welled in his eyes, "W-what?" "That's disgusting.. I can't believe I'm sharing a tent with your kind." Yosuke was just in shock, not knowing what to say, until he gathered the courage to reveal another big secret of his.. "Well you know what Yu? I'M BALD." He then violently ripped off his wig to reveal his bald head, leaving Yu more confused and disgusted as ever. "Yo no way me too!" Naoto said, "When the fuck did you get here" Yu stared at her sudden appearance, "Uhm... homophobic or bald?" Yosuke questioned, Naoto ripped off her wig, "Both fa-" "-You just snatched it off on camera like that!?" Yu asked, his jaw gaping open, "I SHO DID." Naoto laughed, now swinging her wig around, "Boy what the hell boy." Kanji said, coming back to this unholy sight, causing Naoto to stop her wig-swinging and stare at him, awkward silence then came over the group, "So uhm... you don't like me back Yu?" Yosuke looked over to him, Yu bit his lip, "Of course I don't fa-"
The end!! Thank you for reading :yu:
