AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO before I start the story, I'd like to make a small announcement, so I've gotten tired of the whole bald character and then jumping off a balcony, It's boring... So I'm gonna do something different :)
I walked into school, my fat, though fake ass, jiggling with every step, but no one knew it was fake, I jiggled my way over to my locker, where Fuuka, my best friend, was waiting for me. "Hey y/n!" She grinned at me, "hey Fuuka!" I said back, while emptying my backpack, as I was, a few lemons fell out, "Lemons?!" Fuuka said, staring at the lemons, "oh yeah, I forgot about those." I picked up the lemons and began to put them into my locker, as I was, I noticed one was missing, I looked over and it had rolled to the other side of the hallway, "my lemon! I'll be back Fuuka!" I began to walk over to my lemon as someone went ahead of me and picked it up, I looked up, and OHMYGOD!! ITS WASHINGTON!! THE HOTTEST GUY IN SCHOOL!! "OGH- I MEAN- That's my lemon!" I said, trying to avert my gaze from his hot bod and instead looking into his eyes, "Hmm, your lemon?" He said, looking me up and down, "I'll give it to you, if you'd be my girlfriend, you're smokin hot, and you got a huge dumptruck." WASHINGTON, THE HOTTEST GUY IN SCHOOL, JUST ASKED ME TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND?!
Wait, but, what if he finds out my... my ass is fake!? I knew I should've gotten surgery rather then padding, he's sure to find out! But I can't let this opportunity slide... "Of course!!!" I said, and he smirked and gave me my lemon back, "I'll see you on the rooftop after school." I blushed and nodded.
I made my way back to Fuuka, who was in shock, "YOUR BOYFRIEND IS THE HOTTEST GUY IN SCHOOL!" She exclaimed, as I put the lemon away, "SHHH, keep your voice down! But yes- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!"
Time skip to after school
"Bye Fuuka!" I waved to her as I jiggled my way up the stairs to meet Washington, he was already there, as I made my way onto the last step, something fell, and it wasn't my lemons, my ass padding fell out and bounced down the stairs, and Washington saw it all, "W-W-Washington! It's not what it looks like." He was in shock, "Your ass... is fake...? The whole schools gonna hear about this, I can't believe it." I started crying, "No! Don't tell the school! How will I get fattest ass in the yearbook!?" He laughed at me, "Not my problem, Miss. Fake-Ass." After those words, I sprinted out of the rooftop, and out of the school, as I was running, I ran past Fuuka, "Hey y/n- where are you going? Wait where's your ass-?" Noticing I didn't stop, she ran after me, I ran all the way to the bridge, and I stood at the edge.
Fuuka finally caught up to me, "Y/n- STOP! WHO CARES IF YOUR ASS IS FAKE! DON'T JUMP!!!" She began crying as she tried to grab me, but I had already jumped, but instead of landing in the water, I fell onto a nearby boat, though not getting hurt somehow. I got up and looked around me, I had been... saved? Is this the universe giving me a second chance...? The boat then went down a waterfall and everyone died.
The End
