What's Wrong With Me? - ZADR Fanfic

- Happy new year! -

(You can skip this disaster of a chapter, unless you enjoy your brain cells being burnt away.)

Alright, this happy new year is EXTREMELY late. But that's okay! Because it'll remind us that flipping 2020 is FINALLY OVERRR!!! Anywaayy, this was suggested by - BuRnTcHiPz - I have no clue if that was the correct way to spell it, but I guess it's close enough! Okay well, hope you enjoy this, especially you BuRnTcHiPz. Since you came up with the idea. 🙃 OKAY IM GONNA STOP TALKING NO-

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It was new years Eve, finally! A fresh new start, a fresh new beginning. Hopefully. Dib was relaxing at his wonderful home with Gaz, just talking about random stuff and how their year went. For Gaz, she explained it as "boring", while Dib explained it as "interesting". After about 6 minutes of talking, their dad bursts through the front door yelling "HAPPY NEW YEAR MY CHILDREN!"

"It's new years EVE, dad.." Gaz corrected her dad.

"Oh yeah that's right... HAPPY NEWS YEARS EVE MY CHILDREN!!" Professor Membrane yelled once again.

"To you too dad, but are we gonna do anything for new years this time?" Dib complained, they normally just watch the fireworks, which is fun. But they just watch for a little then go to bed, or at least try to.

"Oh yeah, we never do anything really. I like looking at the fireworks, but doing something for a change would be cool." Gaz said agreeing with Dibs complaint.

"Hmm, I suppose we could do a few fireworks.. You two could stay up if you'd like?" Membrane thought for a second, he thought he'd let the kids have fun this new year.

"FINALLY, THANK YOU!" Dib yelled in excitement and full of joy.

"I'm gonna blow this whole town.." Gaz whispered to herself doing a grin, Membrane and Dib heard and just stared at her.

"Uh, Dib. Keep and eye on your sister, and make sure she doesn't accidentally blow somebody up with a firework.."

"Yeah, sure.." Dib nodded while still staring at Gaz, their staring was soon ended by Gir blasting through their front door that Membrane forgot to close when he came in.

"Woah! What the- HEY! It's Zims evil robot!" Dib exclaimed with Gir in his arms, Gir just flew right into them.

"MY MASTER!!"

"What's wrong with your 'master'?"

"HES SHAKING BEHIND THE COUCH YELLING AT THE LOUD FIREWORKS!!! HELP MY MASTER PLEEEAAASSSEEE!!!" Gir pleaded and started sobbing hitting Dibs chest pretty hard.

"HAH! He's scared? Well why do I have to help him, I'm busy!" Dib dropped Gir onto the floor with him still sobbing but he all of a sudden stopped.

"Hmmno you're not." Gir said calmly. Then started sobbing all over the place again.

"Oh my god, FINE! I'll help Zim. But I'm not gonna stay over there for the entire night." Dib put on his coat, dragging the sobbing robot. Membrane and Gaz just stood there, not so confused but surprised.

Dib was walking over to Zim's house, yet, with still a sobbing robot. Dib never knew that Zim was afraid of fireworks. Why is the robot just now coming to Dib, after a couple of years of Zim being on earth, talking about how he's shaking behind the couch. Oh well, he'll probably figure out when he gets there.

After a couple of minutes, Dib finally arrived at Zim house. He was so annoyed because of Gir STILL crying. Dib kicked down Zim's door and saw him on the floor curled up into a ball until he got up and started yelling.